So tomorrow there's a rather large bio exam, the last thing I want to be doing is posting a random post in my blog.
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So anyway, I just learned that my sister has a xanga, which kinda surprised me, but then again it should have been fairly obvious. Ah well, The anime Girl's Bravo is extremely perverted in a pg-13 sort of way, but quite hilarious. I should play less pokemon, it's taking up most of my study time and I could be doing other work... In fact, I should goto sleep right now. O well. Recap on stuff I have to do!
Biology- Exam tomorrow
Chemistry- Practice homework problems, Web Quiz
Writ- Essay. AGAIN!! -_-
Environmental studies- ESSAY AS WELL!! Well, at least it's only the topic sentence for now.
Koi.
~~No! It's Plasmodium! Which has two different meanings! One's malaria and another is a large coenocytic blob of Myxogastrida cells! AAARRGGHHH!!
23.9.04
11.9.04
ASBW: Breaking News from BTDN (Bored To Death Network)
Box: *pats the microphone a few times* This thing is working now right? Come on the signal can't be THAT bad here... we're only in the middle of outer space... wait, we're on? All right! This is reporter Box from BTDN bringing you live coverage of the latest war going on in the ASBW realm. No, it's not Sal2 blowing up Earth once more or a dimensional rift to a never-before-seen dimension *comments to some sideperson offscreen* that ALWAYS seems to happen in every war, doesn't it? How a new dimension never discovered before suddenly possesses extreme power to rule all dimensional universes...*returns to the screen* Anyway! We're here at Sal2's Space Station in preparation for the greatest (because it's the only) trial ever to have occurred here in our lovely universe. The prosecutor Pokemaster Ash and the defendant Prof. Jb Wolf seemed to have arrived already, as well as the jury, we are now only waiting on the judge... Hey, I think I know some of these people on the Jury! Look! There's RiOrius... Pokemaniacbill... Misagi! Hey Misagi!! Ah, if isn't Ditto Maste... Ah, our Judge Arrives!!
*the doors fling wide open*
Sal2: CHAOS IN THE COURTROOM! *widespread mania from Sal2's warriors begins wrecking the room with PMA and PJBW and everyone else trying to fight them off, when one of Sal2's warriors whispers something into Sal2's ear* whoops! sorry... I meant, order in the court!
PMA: WTF, this guy is our judge? Who the heck chose him as our judge, he should be the last person I'm consulting for this...
PJBW: He did... *points to Box*
Sal2: I SAID ORDER!! OR ELSE!! Now... proceed with the trial. Pokemaster Ash, you declare the defendant, Prof. Jb Wolf, guilty of disregarding previous prominent affairs dealing with the history of this here ASB Universe which I intend to conquer, and therefore providing inappropriate and insufficient information on the history of Destiney's powers, correct?
Box: *in a whispering tone* please note that the spelling and grammer errors were all corrected by BTDN to the convenience of the onwatchers.
Sal2: What's that?!? Guards! Blast him! *guards fire a beam of energy, charcoaling Box a temporary black color* Anyway, proceed with the trial.
Pokemaster Ash: First, I would like to state how utterly apalled at how Prof. Jb Wolf can misinterpret such a significant event! Most of the entire ASB War has been affected by these events and you don't even have a log of them in that huge database of yours?!?
Prof. Jb Wolf: Excuse me, but I DO have a log of these things, I just don't happen to memorize the entire history and every single insiginificant event that occurred. Remember that during your birth I was in another dimension, so it would make perfect sense if I had just happened to leave that out in the origins of my wife.
Pokemaster Ash: Not the origins of my own life, but the origins of this entire universe! The mere fact that you misplaced the exact location of the birth of TPM is extraordinary! Can you imagine what would have happened if one or the other did not happen?
Sal2: *snaps his fingers* if only "the other" didn't happen... say... when WAS the birth of PMA?
Jenna (in an attorney's suit with a pair of spectacles, holding some important evidence): According to PMA's birth certificate, it was at the approximately around the same time as the birth of TPM universe, your honor.
Sal2: That's not very informative. Is there anything else on PMA's records?
Jenna: None, your honor.
Box: *side comment* PMA has a birth ceritificate? o_O
PJBW: I think we'll see how important this birth is in a proper manner.
PMA: I agree. I call forth PJBW's wife and my own mother, Destiney, to the stand.
*murmurs go around in the crowd as Destiney approaches the witness stand, puts her hand over a weird staff like thing*
Jenna: Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, lest the gods drain all of your godly powers and banish you as a mortal for the rest of your remaining years?
Destiney: I do.
PMA: Destiney. Do you remember when I was born?
Destiney: I do.
PMA: Is it not a significant event in history?
Destiney: Yes it is.
PMA: Does it not coincide with the creation of TPM, which in turn has allowed for all of us to exist? NOT, I state, after the arrival of Eiolia to this dimension.
Destiney: Yes.
PMA: I am done.
*PMA sits back down, PJBW stands up and begins pacing in front of Destiney*
PJBW: Destiney, do you remember the exact time and date and place of PMA's birth?
Destiney: Yes I do.
*murmurs go through the courtroom*
Sal2: Order! Order! Wow this is fun.
PJBW: However, do you think it is required for every other person in this room-- in this entire universe-- to remember your son's birth?
Destiney: No. I believe PMA's existence is important, but I will not force others to recognize his birth as if he were a god or some significant religious figure.
PJBW: I am through, you may sit down.
PMA: I object!--
Sal2: Objection overruled.
PMA: Wait why?!?
Sal2: Because you didn't address me properly
PMA: THIS COURT IS BIASED!!!
PJBW: PMA, you only need to say "your honor" -_-...
PMA: Ugh... I object... your honor... *hacks and coughs as if he was dying, then recovers* I never said that my birth should be remembered down to the exact time and date, though it would certainly be appreciated. However, the important facts involved with my birth, as well as connect to it, such as the creation of TPM must be taken into account by everyone. PJBW had believed that TPM came after the current dimension we know as Eiolia existed.
Sal2: Objection substained.
PJBW: Very well... I call forth Sabrina PMA's own wife, to the stand.
*Destiney sits down, Sabrina does the whole vow thing and goes to the witness stand*
PJBW: Sabrina, do you think that people who happened to be ignorant or forgetful of events should be punished?
Sabrina: No, I don't think that's right.
PJBW: In fact, I would like to ask you a few questions about... myself, if you would please. Would you happen to know the birth date of myself? How about Salvester2? I'm sure he has been contributing to this dimension for quite a while, whether for good or for evil. Or even Box, who if I'm not mistaken in my ignorant and forgetful mind, started the whole blimey thing by attempting to blow up a tower in ASB Central?
Sabrina: No, I do not remember or know any of these dates.
PJBW: *turns towards Sal2* Then how can PMA expect every one of us to know his birthdate, or even anything remotely close to it? I think PMA should appreciate that I even acknowledged his daughter's 18th birthday by arriving at her party--
PMA: Excuse me, your honor! *coughs and hacks again* But this has nothing to do with the trial at all. I told you it was not about my birthday, it involves it's coincidence with the creation of TPM--
PJBW: I'm getting to that.
Sal2: Objection overruled.
PJBW: So PMA accuses me of mistaking the creation of TPM with the arrival of Eiolia when in actuality is his birthday. How, then, do we know if Eiolia did not arrive at the same time as PMA's birthday? I believe it is uncertain even for you, PMA, to know when Eiolia came to be. How can you directly claim that I am wrong and you are right? Sabrina, how do you know the arrival of Eiolia did not coincide with the arrival of TPM, like I said?
Sabrina: I do not know.
PJBW: I rest my case. *sits down*
Box: *whispers to the camera* Ouch! PJBW's smmokin!
PMA: PJBW, not bad, not bad. Sabrina, you can sit down too, I got this thing covered. *Sabrina gets out of the witness stand* However, your own statement will turn against you. You yourself said that Eiolia is a vague issue that not much, other than the Eiolians, can tell you about. What makes you so sure that Eiolia didn't come into this dimension till much later, after TPM was born? Or that it was in this dimensional space before TPM came to being, only waiting for TPM to arrive?
RiOrius: Hey um... I wanna ask something...
Sal2: Has the jury made their decision? Can I cut off someone's head yet?
pokemaniacbill: Eer... no. We only wanted to know why that, if Eiolia is such a vague planet in history, that there are no Eiolians that know of the history of Eiolia.
Sal2: ... *looks at PJBW*
PJBW: ... *looks at PMA*
PMA: ... *looks at Sabrina*
Sabrina: ... *looks at Destiney*
Destiney: ... *looks at Box*
Box: ...what?
Sal2: Very well, jury, make your decisions, and I apologize for this inconvenience and lack of evidence that we have at the court today. Arrive at your conclusion and I shall arrive at the appropriate... punishment. Hohohohohohoho...
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Making a mountain out of a digletthill... my specialty. XD Maybe I'll make a conclusion after a bunch of interviews with the "jury" :P.
*the doors fling wide open*
Sal2: CHAOS IN THE COURTROOM! *widespread mania from Sal2's warriors begins wrecking the room with PMA and PJBW and everyone else trying to fight them off, when one of Sal2's warriors whispers something into Sal2's ear* whoops! sorry... I meant, order in the court!
PMA: WTF, this guy is our judge? Who the heck chose him as our judge, he should be the last person I'm consulting for this...
PJBW: He did... *points to Box*
Sal2: I SAID ORDER!! OR ELSE!! Now... proceed with the trial. Pokemaster Ash, you declare the defendant, Prof. Jb Wolf, guilty of disregarding previous prominent affairs dealing with the history of this here ASB Universe which I intend to conquer, and therefore providing inappropriate and insufficient information on the history of Destiney's powers, correct?
Box: *in a whispering tone* please note that the spelling and grammer errors were all corrected by BTDN to the convenience of the onwatchers.
Sal2: What's that?!? Guards! Blast him! *guards fire a beam of energy, charcoaling Box a temporary black color* Anyway, proceed with the trial.
Pokemaster Ash: First, I would like to state how utterly apalled at how Prof. Jb Wolf can misinterpret such a significant event! Most of the entire ASB War has been affected by these events and you don't even have a log of them in that huge database of yours?!?
Prof. Jb Wolf: Excuse me, but I DO have a log of these things, I just don't happen to memorize the entire history and every single insiginificant event that occurred. Remember that during your birth I was in another dimension, so it would make perfect sense if I had just happened to leave that out in the origins of my wife.
Pokemaster Ash: Not the origins of my own life, but the origins of this entire universe! The mere fact that you misplaced the exact location of the birth of TPM is extraordinary! Can you imagine what would have happened if one or the other did not happen?
Sal2: *snaps his fingers* if only "the other" didn't happen... say... when WAS the birth of PMA?
Jenna (in an attorney's suit with a pair of spectacles, holding some important evidence): According to PMA's birth certificate, it was at the approximately around the same time as the birth of TPM universe, your honor.
Sal2: That's not very informative. Is there anything else on PMA's records?
Jenna: None, your honor.
Box: *side comment* PMA has a birth ceritificate? o_O
PJBW: I think we'll see how important this birth is in a proper manner.
PMA: I agree. I call forth PJBW's wife and my own mother, Destiney, to the stand.
*murmurs go around in the crowd as Destiney approaches the witness stand, puts her hand over a weird staff like thing*
Jenna: Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, lest the gods drain all of your godly powers and banish you as a mortal for the rest of your remaining years?
Destiney: I do.
PMA: Destiney. Do you remember when I was born?
Destiney: I do.
PMA: Is it not a significant event in history?
Destiney: Yes it is.
PMA: Does it not coincide with the creation of TPM, which in turn has allowed for all of us to exist? NOT, I state, after the arrival of Eiolia to this dimension.
Destiney: Yes.
PMA: I am done.
*PMA sits back down, PJBW stands up and begins pacing in front of Destiney*
PJBW: Destiney, do you remember the exact time and date and place of PMA's birth?
Destiney: Yes I do.
*murmurs go through the courtroom*
Sal2: Order! Order! Wow this is fun.
PJBW: However, do you think it is required for every other person in this room-- in this entire universe-- to remember your son's birth?
Destiney: No. I believe PMA's existence is important, but I will not force others to recognize his birth as if he were a god or some significant religious figure.
PJBW: I am through, you may sit down.
PMA: I object!--
Sal2: Objection overruled.
PMA: Wait why?!?
Sal2: Because you didn't address me properly
PMA: THIS COURT IS BIASED!!!
PJBW: PMA, you only need to say "your honor" -_-...
PMA: Ugh... I object... your honor... *hacks and coughs as if he was dying, then recovers* I never said that my birth should be remembered down to the exact time and date, though it would certainly be appreciated. However, the important facts involved with my birth, as well as connect to it, such as the creation of TPM must be taken into account by everyone. PJBW had believed that TPM came after the current dimension we know as Eiolia existed.
Sal2: Objection substained.
PJBW: Very well... I call forth Sabrina PMA's own wife, to the stand.
*Destiney sits down, Sabrina does the whole vow thing and goes to the witness stand*
PJBW: Sabrina, do you think that people who happened to be ignorant or forgetful of events should be punished?
Sabrina: No, I don't think that's right.
PJBW: In fact, I would like to ask you a few questions about... myself, if you would please. Would you happen to know the birth date of myself? How about Salvester2? I'm sure he has been contributing to this dimension for quite a while, whether for good or for evil. Or even Box, who if I'm not mistaken in my ignorant and forgetful mind, started the whole blimey thing by attempting to blow up a tower in ASB Central?
Sabrina: No, I do not remember or know any of these dates.
PJBW: *turns towards Sal2* Then how can PMA expect every one of us to know his birthdate, or even anything remotely close to it? I think PMA should appreciate that I even acknowledged his daughter's 18th birthday by arriving at her party--
PMA: Excuse me, your honor! *coughs and hacks again* But this has nothing to do with the trial at all. I told you it was not about my birthday, it involves it's coincidence with the creation of TPM--
PJBW: I'm getting to that.
Sal2: Objection overruled.
PJBW: So PMA accuses me of mistaking the creation of TPM with the arrival of Eiolia when in actuality is his birthday. How, then, do we know if Eiolia did not arrive at the same time as PMA's birthday? I believe it is uncertain even for you, PMA, to know when Eiolia came to be. How can you directly claim that I am wrong and you are right? Sabrina, how do you know the arrival of Eiolia did not coincide with the arrival of TPM, like I said?
Sabrina: I do not know.
PJBW: I rest my case. *sits down*
Box: *whispers to the camera* Ouch! PJBW's smmokin!
PMA: PJBW, not bad, not bad. Sabrina, you can sit down too, I got this thing covered. *Sabrina gets out of the witness stand* However, your own statement will turn against you. You yourself said that Eiolia is a vague issue that not much, other than the Eiolians, can tell you about. What makes you so sure that Eiolia didn't come into this dimension till much later, after TPM was born? Or that it was in this dimensional space before TPM came to being, only waiting for TPM to arrive?
RiOrius: Hey um... I wanna ask something...
Sal2: Has the jury made their decision? Can I cut off someone's head yet?
pokemaniacbill: Eer... no. We only wanted to know why that, if Eiolia is such a vague planet in history, that there are no Eiolians that know of the history of Eiolia.
Sal2: ... *looks at PJBW*
PJBW: ... *looks at PMA*
PMA: ... *looks at Sabrina*
Sabrina: ... *looks at Destiney*
Destiney: ... *looks at Box*
Box: ...what?
Sal2: Very well, jury, make your decisions, and I apologize for this inconvenience and lack of evidence that we have at the court today. Arrive at your conclusion and I shall arrive at the appropriate... punishment. Hohohohohohoho...
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Making a mountain out of a digletthill... my specialty. XD Maybe I'll make a conclusion after a bunch of interviews with the "jury" :P.
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