The Death of Sal2- Part 1

TheMysteriousBox (19:00:09): what?
Numberonemole (19:00:26): *a thunderous knocking is heard on Box's door*
TheMysteriousBox (19:00:31): hi
TheMysteriousBox (19:00:39): *opens door, even though he never knew he had a door*
Numberonemole (19:01:33): *Box finds himself staring at the waist of a Charitan shaman dressed in royal guard, and apparently blind, his skin dried up, and his armor sags, but there is an aura of power coming off of him, when he talks, he speaks with a thick accent* Are you Box?
TheMysteriousBox (19:01:43): yes :o
Numberonemole (19:02:04): Salvester 2 is dying, and you have been requested to go to Char to see him off
TheMysteriousBox (19:02:11): please invite me then :o
TheMysteriousBox (19:02:17): I will gladly accept


TheMysteriousBox (19:03:58): D:!
ProfJbWolf II (19:04:10): I guess I should've figured who the others are
TheMysteriousBox (19:04:35): hmm, I'm confused... and that doesn't happen often
Numberonemole (19:04:41): *the shamen opens a portal*
Numberonemole (19:04:47): Enter
TheMysteriousBox (19:04:52): *hops in*
ProfJbWolf II (19:04:57): *Goes in after.*
Numberonemole (19:05:21): *glares at PMA*
pokemasterrj (19:05:22): *follows*
Numberonemole (19:07:09): *the portal opens up into an enormous courtyard, and the three powerful men are surronded by the entire Charitan army, along with several other alien species armies, all of them wearing ceremonial armor, and wielding melee wepons
TheMysteriousBox (19:07:29): >.>
ProfJbWolf II (19:07:56): My my, quite a turnout for a funeral
pokemasterrj (19:08:17): Yeah...
Numberonemole (19:08:35): when the three are noticed, all the armies all bow to them, and horns are sounded, and Ash2 along with Dnoce walk out, Dnoce glares at PMA
TheMysteriousBox (19:08:46): must've made a bunch of treaties and whatnot since we were gone
Numberonemole (19:08:49): Ash2:Why are you three here?
TheMysteriousBox (19:08:53): hi
ProfJbWolf II (19:08:58): *Points at the shaman.* He invite dus
ProfJbWolf II (19:09:04): I assume Sal wants to talk to us
pokemasterrj (19:09:11): Or something...
TheMysteriousBox (19:09:22): quite curious, I would like to know why he's dying too
Numberonemole (19:09:56): Ash2:He over eerted himself in reforming Char after the pompus one over there destroyed it
TheMysteriousBox (19:10:41): considering how many times he nearly died to those two, though, and then regenerating as if it were nothing
TheMysteriousBox (19:10:46): death seems almost illogical :p
ProfJbWolf II (19:11:00): Death is the finality of all ain't it?
TheMysteriousBox (19:11:11): not necessarily
Numberonemole (19:11:22): Ash2:You can only expend so much energy before it eats away at your soul, as what happened to father.
TheMysteriousBox (19:11:23): I think a wipe from the entire history, is a finality
Numberonemole (19:11:45): Ash2:He restored life here too...recrreating life is nearly impossible
ProfJbWolf II (19:11:57): And here one would think Sal was only capable of destruction
TheMysteriousBox (19:12:19): when something actually causes one to disappear from history, it is gone... the ending of this can be seen as a death
Numberonemole (19:12:21): Dnoce:Destruction is ones eyes...is life in another. Earth was supposed to be our new home
TheMysteriousBox (19:12:31): but after the being "dies", he is erased from history, except in a select few
TheMysteriousBox (19:12:42): correct, I remember that distinctly
Numberonemole (19:13:17): Dnoce:Your talk on life is all well and good...
TheMysteriousBox (19:13:25): if I am not mistaken, the way you treated humans is similar to how humans dominated over other species on their planet, so
Numberonemole (19:13:25): Ash2:But do you want to continue or not?
TheMysteriousBox (19:13:31): ok
TheMysteriousBox (19:13:34): I"ll shut up :p
pokemasterrj (19:13:41): (going in character) Ash: I'm....a little glad Char's been recreated. Feels nice to know the two planets some incarnation of myself have fired energy blasts at are okay...
ProfJbWolf II (19:14:00): *Nods* C'mon lets get goin' befor ehe kicks the bucket
pokemasterrj (19:14:18): Ash: ..... *shakes his head* This seems...surreal...
TheMysteriousBox (19:14:27): for once I agree with you :-(
Numberonemole (19:15:32): Ash2:Ok, as you can see, the Charitan army is recreated...after the war ended...peace efforts continued
Numberonemole (19:15:45): and we formed a coalition, that Earth has been reluctant to join
Numberonemole (19:15:59): Even the Nameks joined us...and a colony of Saiyan mercenaries.
Numberonemole (19:16:18): They are living with us in a Ghetto of sorts...
Numberonemole (19:16:37): Now, I am not allowed into the chamber to visit him, as the heir...however...enter that door...
TheMysteriousBox (19:17:00): Ok!! *is remarkably rash and opens and enters the door immediately*
Numberonemole (19:17:28): Sal2:YOU!! WHY ARE YOU HEAR?
Numberonemole (19:17:30): HERE
pokemasterrj (19:17:31): Ash: *facepalms* That....is almost like something a hyper teenage girl would do...
ProfJbWolf II (19:17:38): *Quickly nabs Box by the collar of his shirt.* Oh crap
TheMysteriousBox (19:17:54): you didn't invit eus? :-(
Numberonemole (19:17:58): Sal2:Who invited you three! I am past that stage *cough*....
ProfJbWolf II (19:18:11): Some blind shaman guy
pokemasterrj (19:18:12): Ash: *walks in* We...were informed something was going to happen...
Numberonemole (19:18:16): Sal2:Let me die in peace! I finally accomplished something..I do not want to be dragged back in
TheMysteriousBox (19:18:33): huh... *looks rather disappointed at this statement*
ProfJbWolf II (19:18:54): *Releases Box and crosses arms.* We're here to pay final respects to an honored foe, isn't that enough?
Numberonemole (19:19:14): Sal2:You...you die this didn;t you...haha...never left me alone!
Numberonemole (19:19:22): After everything...never left me alone!
Numberonemole (19:19:38): Did he bother you three as well
Numberonemole (19:19:39): hahaah
pokemasterrj (19:19:55): Ash: We have no intention of restarting the endless cycle. If....if it's really your time, we're not going to stop you.
pokemasterrj (19:20:12): Ash: At least you get to go out on a high note.
Numberonemole (19:20:30): High note! *he grabs box* High note...did eyou hear him!!?
TheMysteriousBox (19:20:45): um, yes
TheMysteriousBox (19:20:47): yes I did
pokemasterrj (19:20:55): Ash: You restored your planet.
Numberonemole (19:21:00): *he looks prof directly in the eye* High note....a high notes is not hearing voices....
pokemasterrj (19:21:07): Ash: A much better end than being blown to atoms by me again
pokemasterrj (19:21:12): Ash: Don't you think?
Numberonemole (19:21:28): I destroyed you more than you ever destroyed me
TheMysteriousBox (19:21:40): ara ara.
TheMysteriousBox (19:21:46): I'm usually one to encourage arguments but
Numberonemole (19:21:50): I could grow
Numberonemole (19:21:52): fool!
TheMysteriousBox (19:21:54): lets just leave it
Numberonemole (19:21:54): but he...
Numberonemole (19:22:01): wouldnt let me get better
Numberonemole (19:22:03): after the war
Numberonemole (19:22:07): he made me do all this!
TheMysteriousBox (19:22:13): Sal2, just tell us more
Numberonemole (19:22:16): He never spoke to you...The Voice!??!
ProfJbWolf II (19:22:22): The Voice?
TheMysteriousBox (19:22:24): oh, him. haha
Numberonemole (19:22:40): Laugh it up Enigmatic one...
pokemasterrj (19:22:58): Ash: Haven't been hearing any voices in my head
Numberonemole (19:23:01): I know about you to now
pokemasterrj (19:23:09): Ash: Well except for....nah. Not worth mentioning.
Numberonemole (19:23:10): He nevr let me forget
ProfJbWolf II (19:23:16): Never let you forget?
Numberonemole (19:23:30): *sal2 looks at prof* The pain I caused...
Numberonemole (19:23:40): He used the pain to force me to do things...the rebuld char
Numberonemole (19:23:44): Free the Namekians!
pokemasterrj (19:23:55): Ash: Ah, a guilt trip
Numberonemole (19:23:59): He blackmailed me
ProfJbWolf II (19:24:01): *Frowns.* I don't think it's a guilt trip...
Numberonemole (19:24:06): and he never leaves me alone...
TheMysteriousBox (19:24:07): *marks slowly onto an ofuda, then shows it to him* Regret.
Numberonemole (19:24:11): Yes
Numberonemole (19:24:14): Regret...
Numberonemole (19:24:24): CAN YOU UNDERSTNAD WHAT IT IS LIKE!
Numberonemole (19:24:32): To regret you whole life?
TheMysteriousBox (19:24:58): is it better to know of it and regret it, or forget it all and never knew your past? I wonder... *looks reminicent*
pokemasterrj (19:25:20): Ash: ...I've had only a couple of regrets in my life. However events have made me feel better about them
Numberonemole (19:25:44): *Sal2 looks at Prof* You...do you understand?
Numberonemole (19:25:59): *he points to his head* He changed me up hear...but made me remember everything i did
Numberonemole (19:26:14): I had a new purpose...but my old one stayed fresh
ProfJbWolf II (19:26:22): *Spreads his hands wide.* There are things I regret in life Sal, but I don't regret my entire life. Whatever he's doing to you...
Numberonemole (19:27:16): I'll show you...I'll show you what he is doing to me...
pokemasterrj (19:27:28): Ash: Feel better for having atoned for some of the things you've done, Sal
Numberonemole (19:27:33): I do not!
Numberonemole (19:27:42): I did them in tryiing to atone!
Numberonemole (19:27:45): I did not do them
Numberonemole (19:27:49): I did not do them...
Numberonemole (19:27:54): Who are you?
TheMysteriousBox (19:28:09): We're friends, Sal2, just friends
Numberonemole (19:28:31): Who am I...why am I alone..(Sal2 curls up in his vail and begins to cry, and folds his wings around himself, although his crying sounds like a low roar)
Numberonemole (19:28:50): *the blind Shaman walks in*
Numberonemole (19:29:02): I did none of this too him...althought he believes otherwise
pokemasterrj (19:29:02): Ash: I think....it's time we left. This might not be a pleasant sight.
Numberonemole (19:29:33): The voices are very much just in his head, a very sad sight..to see one such as him fallen.
ProfJbWolf II (19:29:50): *To Shaman.* Did you bring us here to help him? Help him get rid of these voices?
Numberonemole (19:30:02): I brought you hear to finish him.
Numberonemole (19:30:08): He will not die
TheMysteriousBox (19:30:16): its... I dunno. Not unusual. I think... ah.
pokemasterrj (19:30:21): Ash: ....
Numberonemole (19:30:24): He has risen far above that...dealt in far to much black magic
ProfJbWolf II (19:30:32): You want us to kill him?
Numberonemole (19:30:41): Do you want him to live?
pokemasterrj (19:30:44): Ash: I'm not sure.....I can actually do that now...
Numberonemole (19:30:52): He truly want to die now
TheMysteriousBox (19:30:54): Let's do it!
TheMysteriousBox (19:30:57): because
Numberonemole (19:30:57): Look at him!
Numberonemole (19:31:02): Remember what he was!
Numberonemole (19:31:09): PMA, surely you remember!
TheMysteriousBox (19:31:17): somewhere inside me... I had a point too....
ProfJbWolf II (19:31:22): A point?
TheMysteriousBox (19:31:25): I don't know, I still don't know
pokemasterrj (19:31:27): Ash: ...I'm not a cold-blooded killer, though. The times I've taken him out, he was doing something horrible.
Numberonemole (19:31:29): It is a greater injustice to let him live now than to kill him.
ProfJbWolf II (19:31:45): And he's right. It's the honorable thing to do.
Numberonemole (19:32:03): He has healed much of the galaxey that he has destroyed...his sins are paid for, and whatever is assulting him now, I cannot fix.
TheMysteriousBox (19:32:36): To die is to live, if he dies, he will be remembered, still
TheMysteriousBox (19:32:47): but only in memory will he live... crap I'm talking bs now
Numberonemole (19:33:00): However...there is a problem. Attacking him on Char...is foolish. Even you, Engimatic one, can be overwhelmed here.
ProfJbWolf II (19:33:18): And I don't think Dnoce and Exo would take kindly to us offin' their pops
Numberonemole (19:33:19): Magic flows here...you must get him to leave willingly...you have to set him up.
Numberonemole (19:33:35): Ash2 is with me on this, his children know nothing.
TheMysteriousBox (19:34:06): what will happen to the children and Ash2?
Numberonemole (19:34:18): Dnoce and Exo will be good leaders
Numberonemole (19:34:26): Ash2 will be destroyed by one of them
Numberonemole (19:34:37): as he is next in line. he will attempt to attack Earth again.
ProfJbWolf II (19:34:45): And Dnoce and Exo don't?
Numberonemole (19:34:47): he will fail, a coup will happen
Numberonemole (19:34:58): and the twins (Dnoce and Exo will take over)
TheMysteriousBox (19:35:07): shall we ever see them again? That is... what I really want to know....
Numberonemole (19:35:09): But this...does not matter
Numberonemole (19:35:18): It does not mateter
pokemasterrj (19:35:20): Ash: ...So then what do we do?
ProfJbWolf II (19:35:31): *Looks at Box* Well your the tricky one. What's the plan?
TheMysteriousBox (19:35:47): huh. WEll if the shaman has one
TheMysteriousBox (19:35:54): I mean he seems to know alot about Sal2's condition
TheMysteriousBox (19:35:58): its better to listen to him first
Numberonemole (19:36:38): Get Sall2 to leave, then intiate battle
Numberonemole (19:37:20): He wantts to die....but he will fight
Numberonemole (19:37:20): Fight until he is beaten and die ina blaze of glory
Numberonemole (19:37:21): *the Shamen is gone, just a disembodied voice*
Numberonemole (19:37:21): I cannot interfear
(19:37:25) Numberonemole has left the room.
TheMysteriousBox (19:37:33): o.o
pokemasterrj (19:37:36): (Well gee, that was nice)
ProfJbWolf II (19:37:56): He's retiring Sal as a character?
TheMysteriousBox (19:38:02): OOC: let's wait a while first
TheMysteriousBox (19:38:11): because he signed off, probably just DCed
TheMysteriousBox (19:38:27): otherwise blah, I'll save this in my blog and contact him if he wants to finish it off
TheMysteriousBox (19:39:03): since we're all together anyway
TheMysteriousBox (19:39:15): yea its curious if he actually wants to retire his character
TheMysteriousBox (19:40:16): he'll come back on
pokemasterrj (19:40:19): That'll make some of my other characters feel better
pokemasterrj (19:40:39): Obviously good ol' PA is feeling conflicted about this setup
TheMysteriousBox (19:40:48): PMA on an honest opinion
TheMysteriousBox (19:40:53): how much of this are you still continuing?
TheMysteriousBox (19:41:00): do you write your "adventures" down or whatnot?
(19:41:25) Numberonemole has entered the room.
pokemasterrj (19:41:32): I haven't touched the old stories in a long time. As for the AIM stuff, I'm not writing that
Numberonemole (19:41:44): Huh
Numberonemole (19:41:46): Sorry
Numberonemole (19:41:50): wut happened?
pokemasterrj (19:41:54): Might have some minor influence on the old stuff as I learn things, but not writing anything
TheMysteriousBox (19:42:02): we were just talking about OOC stuff
ProfJbWolf II (19:42:04): Yea
Numberonemole (19:42:27): OOC?
TheMysteriousBox (19:42:30): you can read it in my blog later :p
Numberonemole (19:42:34): kk
Numberonemole (19:42:43): So, do u guys wanna kill me off or what?
TheMysteriousBox (19:42:53): we're thinking of ways to do so
Numberonemole (19:42:59): well
Numberonemole (19:43:06): do u think u can stand around in my chamber?
TheMysteriousBox (19:43:21): what would you mean by that?
ProfJbWolf II (19:43:32): And are you killing off Sal2 or just seeing if we'l do it?
TheMysteriousBox (19:43:57): he wants a final spar, ne? ;-)
Numberonemole (19:44:00): *two burly Charitan guards walk in wieling large wepons, and a saiyan walks in leading them*You have stayed in the Chancelors Chamber long enough
Numberonemole (19:44:32): You will now be escorted to your own chambers. We have been instructed not to harm you
Numberonemole (19:44:41): *he points to PMA*
ProfJbWolf II (19:44:46): How about us?
pokemasterrj (19:44:56): Ash: Well I have no intention of trying anything, so no problems there...
Numberonemole (19:45:13): You are a wanted criminal *he points to Box* but yu have been granted immunity
TheMysteriousBox (19:45:27): *creates the V sign*
ProfJbWolf II (19:45:58): *Points at PA.* He's the one who blasts him all the time and I'M the wanted criminal!/
Numberonemole (19:46:01): *the saiyan points to Prof* And you have be asked to be in an office
Numberonemole (19:46:19): Do you wish to be the mayor of the Saiyan district?
ProfJbWolf II (19:46:51): *Blink* Mayor?
ProfJbWolf II (19:47:00): I...uh...
TheMysteriousBox (19:47:06): oi
pokemasterrj (19:47:19): Ash: He has duties elsewhere
Numberonemole (19:47:20): *the Charitans hit box* Bloy!
TheMysteriousBox (19:47:21): if you stay with him, its alright, you don't have to come with me to discover my past and stuff :p
TheMysteriousBox (19:47:27): ow
Numberonemole (19:48:08): *the Sayain look at box* You offend them by look at their shiney armor...but come, you dont need to decide now Lord Wolf.
Numberonemole (19:48:23): Uhh...one of you two is going to have to share a bed too...
TheMysteriousBox (19:48:33): I'll sleep on the ground...
Numberonemole (19:48:35): *he directs them to their room*
pokemasterrj (19:48:36): Ash: No thanks...
Numberonemole (19:49:09): kk...now plan and stuff
Numberonemole (19:49:20): or order porn, or w/e. it all free :-)
Numberonemole (19:49:43): On the GCOS
TheMysteriousBox (19:49:46): ...IN ANY CASE
ProfJbWolf II (19:49:54): FREE CABLE!
TheMysteriousBox (19:50:00): no watching TV
Numberonemole (19:50:05): fucking mooches
TheMysteriousBox (19:50:08): we need to plan what we're supposed to be doing
pokemasterrj (19:50:37): Ash: Man, how the hell am I gonna go through with this? This just does not seem right.
Numberonemole (19:50:39): u needa get me off the captail homeworld of the single most powerful politcal enety of space
Numberonemole (19:50:49): i'll pop in later with Ash2
Numberonemole (19:50:56): just plan now, i am curious to see wut u think of
TheMysteriousBox (19:51:14): Memories
TheMysteriousBox (19:51:16): I think
TheMysteriousBox (19:51:22): will be a useful spell :p
TheMysteriousBox (19:51:43): even though he is haunted by those memories
TheMysteriousBox (19:51:46): somewhere in them
Numberonemole (19:51:54): Fine...uncreative losers...
TheMysteriousBox (19:51:56): there must be the original Sal2 pride
TheMysteriousBox (19:52:01): pft
TheMysteriousBox (19:52:08): you haven't heard my entir eplan yet
Numberonemole (19:52:10): *box, u doing good...they just shell shocked
Numberonemole (19:52:21): *Ash2 drops down out of the cieling*
Numberonemole (19:52:27): Ash2:Excellent...
TheMysteriousBox (19:52:31): hi
ProfJbWolf II (19:52:39): What the hell!?
Numberonemole (19:52:42): You three are finally here...*he spits at PMA*
Numberonemole (19:52:55): Now, how are you going to off the chancelor?
TheMysteriousBox (19:53:08): we need a distraction?
ProfJbWolf II (19:53:09): *Looks at the ceiling* How the hell long have you been up there?
Numberonemole (19:53:10): I thought poison...but it will not work, his body is immune to too much
TheMysteriousBox (19:53:28): we need someone to make a distraction
Numberonemole (19:53:31): Getting him out of here is the only way...
TheMysteriousBox (19:53:34): enough for me to finish my memory spell
Numberonemole (19:53:36): Willingly
ProfJbWolf II (19:53:37): A formal challenge?
Numberonemole (19:53:52): His mentaql state makes formal challenges illegal
Numberonemole (19:54:02): What memories are you talking about criminal.
pokemasterrj (19:54:15): Ash: Anything we do to him at this point will seem criminal
Numberonemole (19:54:25): Yes, we know it was you who unleashed all those animals on the Gwati space station -_-
TheMysteriousBox (19:54:27): a rememberance of his past days, despite his regret, he has some sense of pride left
TheMysteriousBox (19:54:32): I am sure of it
Numberonemole (19:54:43): I doubt he has anypride..he has become weak!
TheMysteriousBox (19:55:00): do you think so?
TheMysteriousBox (19:55:05): just let me try it
Numberonemole (19:55:08): Ash2: how will you use his pride to get him to leave?
TheMysteriousBox (19:55:10): you guys do somethign else
Numberonemole (19:55:22): Attacking him here....would be all your deaths.
TheMysteriousBox (19:55:26): without pride, one does not step up to the plate
TheMysteriousBox (19:56:01): he prides many things
TheMysteriousBox (19:56:06): I believe, his planet, his family
TheMysteriousBox (19:56:15): if we are counterportrayed
TheMysteriousBox (19:56:20): as some people evil, and for once
Numberonemole (19:56:21): Even you PMA....we are still instructed to kill you on site...even in this time of peace. It is common knowledge that you destroy Eiolia...
Numberonemole (19:56:30): ...and Char....your secret is out
TheMysteriousBox (19:56:31): he is portrayed as good
TheMysteriousBox (19:56:36): ...well?
Numberonemole (19:56:45): Yes...do whatever.
pokemasterrj (19:57:01): Ash: Well Char was something that tormented me for a while. As for Eiolia...
Numberonemole (19:57:04): Lure him out, i have planet quartined to be destroyed anyway, get him to go there
pokemasterrj (19:57:17): Ash: You can't accuse me of destroying what still exists
Numberonemole (19:57:23): Yes, I can.
ProfJbWolf II (19:57:28): A tour?
Numberonemole (19:57:33): I am next in line for power
ProfJbWolf II (19:57:36): Perhaps a 'banquet in his honor'?
Numberonemole (19:57:44): That would work....
TheMysteriousBox (19:57:48): this is not a fight between the clones, come on the more Sal2 lives on the more he suffers
TheMysteriousBox (19:57:57): hmm?>
TheMysteriousBox (19:58:00): PJBW speak more
Numberonemole (19:58:39): Ash2:*glares at PMA, but talking to the others* I of course cannot fight, because they will need a leader to take over...
Numberonemole (19:58:46): After father passes...
ProfJbWolf II (19:59:22): We just invite himi to the planet and the fight him
ProfJbWolf II (19:59:29): He at least deserves to go out in a blaze of glory
pokemasterrj (19:59:31): Ash: I'm almost considering leaving. I...don't think I want to be involved.
TheMysteriousBox (19:59:50): PMA stay you're his favorite guy!
TheMysteriousBox (19:59:57): well if you want to go at it the straightfoward way
TheMysteriousBox (20:00:00): I think that would work
Numberonemole (20:00:02): Ash2: Father would eat it all up
Numberonemole (20:00:16): if pma was at a banquet of his honor
Numberonemole (20:00:21): get the pride to work
Numberonemole (20:00:36): and he will go
Numberonemole (20:00:44): He has not left that room for 3 years
Numberonemole (20:00:58): after the captial city was rebuild...but i know he will leave for that
TheMysteriousBox (20:01:11): Well then lets make invitations shall we? *takes out a leaflet, spins it around and turns it into an invitation card*
TheMysteriousBox (20:01:20): GUARDS!! or someone!
TheMysteriousBox (20:01:26): care to deliver a message?
Numberonemole (20:01:38): Dont you need your pride spell first criminal.
Numberonemole (20:02:00): The CareBears you transported here are all dead by the way.
Numberonemole (20:02:09): Those poor creatures
TheMysteriousBox (20:02:13): *points the invitation*
TheMysteriousBox (20:02:21): just let him read it ;-)
ProfJbWolf II (20:02:55): ...*Looks at Box.* You transported Care Bears to Char?
Numberonemole (20:03:04): Ash2:13 of them
TheMysteriousBox (20:03:15): ...
TheMysteriousBox (20:03:17): >.>
ProfJbWolf II (20:03:17): The Care Bear Cousins!?
TheMysteriousBox (20:03:33): watch out they can be harsh carnivores
Numberonemole (20:03:38): Ash2: The last one who died tried to give me a hug. Our atmosphere was poison to them
Numberonemole (20:03:46): It melted their lungs.
pokemasterrj (20:03:58): Ash: *facepalms* I don't even WANT to know...
TheMysteriousBox (20:04:20): so are we ready yet?
Numberonemole (20:04:23): I must leave now, the senate is going to vote on weather I should be given Chancoler powers now, or if father is still fit to rule
TheMysteriousBox (20:04:25): should we goto the isolated planet
Numberonemole (20:04:37): Get his pride going...and then it should work
Numberonemole (20:05:02): I take it you three are able to go through the building without much trouble from the guards?
Numberonemole (20:05:22): Please...try not to kill many of them. Elite guards are hard to make...out gene pool is still very small...
pokemasterrj (20:06:09): Ash: ...I think I may sit out of this. I just don't feel right about all of this. Last thing I want is all of Char with their sights set on my family......of course, with Prof. comes the same result thanks to a technicality...
pokemasterrj (20:06:16): Ash: So I guess I'm stuck
TheMysteriousBox (20:06:29): dammit, honestly we should just get this over with then
TheMysteriousBox (20:06:46): we can, SERIOUSLY, just sit here and talk and lament all day, but I think Sal2 would want to get this over with him self
Numberonemole (20:06:51): Voice:What happened to you three...
TheMysteriousBox (20:06:57): yo!
TheMysteriousBox (20:07:07): I saw you on facebook :o
Numberonemole (20:07:09): The Voice:Box is the one with the most intiative..
Numberonemole (20:07:35): The Voice:Sal2 would be *MORE* than willing to do you in PMA...and Prof, you understand this more the anyone.
ProfJbWolf II (20:07:46): Yea yea
pokemasterrj (20:07:47): Ash: The things I've been through the last few years.....makes one aware they aren't that young and indestructible anymore
ProfJbWolf II (20:07:57): I'm just thinkin' of a way to may just snap him out of it
ProfJbWolf II (20:08:01): Do we really need to kill him?
Numberonemole (20:08:09): The Voice:He is still crying
Numberonemole (20:08:27): The Voice:he does not know where he is...or who he is right, it happens more and more...a husk.
ProfJbWolf II (20:09:01): Fine. Box whip up those inivitations. Ash2 you deliver them to him and then point us in the direction of that planet
ProfJbWolf II (20:09:04): We'll battle him there
Numberonemole (20:09:19): The Voice:...and PMA?
TheMysteriousBox (20:09:26): we'll drag him along
Numberonemole (20:09:44): The Voice: It was destined to end with you and him...you know this. And I know you still have dreams...
Numberonemole (20:10:08): The Voice: This will end the,,,,
Numberonemole (20:10:14): *them...
TheMysteriousBox (20:10:17): *lunges out his hand, and a variety of leaflets fly out and circle around Guai. Each of them is enchanted and becomes placed into one*
TheMysteriousBox (20:10:43): Send it off. NOW :p
Numberonemole (20:10:45): The Voice...and Box...turning the oceans of Oa into jello...not funny!
pokemasterrj (20:11:04): Ash: Nice to see you've been up to your usual tricks
ProfJbWolf II (20:11:08): ...Your turned the oceasn into jello...
Numberonemole (20:11:12): The Voice:I had to clean that up...I am a disembodied entiry, and I still smelled like fruit punch!
TheMysteriousBox (20:11:14): its delicious!
(20:12:31) Numberonemole has left the room.
TheMysteriousBox (20:12:35): OOC: he has an error
pokemasterrj (20:13:03): Anyone played .hack//G.U.? That's a good game?
TheMysteriousBox (20:13:05): you think we should finish off our characters too? :p
ProfJbWolf II (20:13:12): Not me
pokemasterrj (20:13:26): Ash is staying for a good long time
pokemasterrj (20:13:42): Though he is starting to get old
TheMysteriousBox (20:13:53): well, we could go off in a blast
TheMysteriousBox (20:13:55): like sal2
TheMysteriousBox (20:14:00): or fade from memory
ProfJbWolf II (20:14:12): You mean blow up with the planet and Sal2?
pokemasterrj (20:14:20): I think Ash would rather fade than go out with a bang
TheMysteriousBox (20:14:26): hmm
TheMysteriousBox (20:14:28): I guess so
TheMysteriousBox (20:14:38): likewise, Guai just fades out
TheMysteriousBox (20:14:43): in this "everlasting quest for his past"
TheMysteriousBox (20:14:51): although it makes me think up af ew things once in a while
ProfJbWolf II (20:15:44): Argh...I gotta go actually
TheMysteriousBox (20:15:57): ok we'll say you died
ProfJbWolf II (20:16:03): -_-...
(20:16:07) ProfJbWolf II has left the room.
TheMysteriousBox (20:16:10): he says continue some other time

Followup the Memoirs of ASB Vets (Ironic, but PMA wanted it in)

pokemasterrj: Noticed your little thing in the blog. You do realize about half of the girls around Ash are family, right?
TheMysteriousBox: LOL :p
TheMysteriousBox: I only wrote what PJBW told me
TheMysteriousBox: and frankly
TheMysteriousBox: having watched many anime with incest, being related to them doesn't really strike me as a barrier for relationships anymore :p
pokemasterrj: Okay, there are the PokéGirls, but he sees them pretty much as good friends. Then there's Sabrina, of course. And his daughters (Sara, Sarina, Joy & Serenity. Would've had a son in there, but he died shortly after birth). And Ashley and her daughters (one adopted, one actually hers). And Dark Sabrina and Kikyo (DA's beloved and daughter, respectively). And actually they live at Prof's so Destiney and Faith are there too
TheMysteriousBox: >.>
pokemasterrj: And then there's Ash-chan, but long story on her
TheMysteriousBox: you've just been waiting to tell this to someone haven't you
pokemasterrj: I wanted to set the record straight on that one
TheMysteriousBox: right then. I'll copy and paste this into my blog to make you happy :p
pokemasterrj: Right now Ash, Ashley, DA, and Ash-chan aren't a factor in the RP. The original's been forced out
TheMysteriousBox: if you have anything else to say, tell me
TheMysteriousBox: then tell me when you're finished
pokemasterrj: Don't get me wrong. The girls do outnumber the guys, but there's still some Y chromosomes around. Prof., Ash, and DA, of course
TheMysteriousBox: PJBW told me he left you guys to join me in mysterious wanderings :p
pokemasterrj: He got his ass kicked by Destiney last time he did that
TheMysteriousBox: Destiney joined him :p
pokemasterrj: .........
pokemasterrj: Well THAT's gonna make her dear son feel welcome, isn't it?
pokemasterrj: Since he's currently around instead of Ash, DA, and Ashley
TheMysteriousBox: well, there's another story going on
TheMysteriousBox: because PJBW's being chased by another girl
TheMysteriousBox: so obviously Destiney wants to keep an eye on him
pokemasterrj: Boy, they're just all over him...
TheMysteriousBox: so you're finished with your part of the story now right :p
pokemasterrj: Not quite
pokemasterrj: If we could actually get the chance to finish this part, Ash and etc. would have returned

FYI: yea, he was done. -_-;;

Memoirs of the ASB Vets

Well, me and PJBW were talking about it. What I really want to do is make a sketch of the ASB Vets since no one REALLY knew what they looked like (or what people thought they looked like), at least I could give out the sketched version of what I thought the ASB Vets were... not necessarily how I probably initially imagined them, but whatever. Still, dunno when that will come around; if lucky, I'll do it when finals are over, but I might be so engrossed in RO that I would completely forget about it. :p Well, remind me tuesday nights, anyone, when RO is doing maitenance and I'm on AIM either bored or watching anime, to go and do those sketches... Otherwise, I hereby present the "conclusions" to the ASB Vets, after so many years of flaming and friendship.

We first begin with our favorite egotistical hero...
Pokemaster Ash: After all conflicts apparently PMA had retreated to his own personal adobe which, according to PJBW's words, is now inhabited by an uncountable amount of girls. PJBW had stayed with PMA for a good deal of time, until he figured he couldn't handle the chaos presented by this one-hero-in-a-house-full-of-girls situation and left with Guai on their own personal adventures (to be explained later). Therefore, it is safe to say PMA still resides in his humble harem, living his life as every hero dreamed it to be. Its almost as if it were a complete fantasy and none of it was real. Wait a minute...

Salvester2: The all-time villian himself also has retreated back to his home planet and decided to deal with more domestic issues before getting himself involved with international affairs. He and many others on his planet finally figured that dealing with Earth has been an extreme waste of resources all for the conquest of a dinky little planet that the Charitans finally figured they didn't want. There are rumors circulating the planet, however, that Sal2 actually developed a sort of love-hate friendship with some of the earthlings on the planet; however, mention this in public and Sal2 will have your head cut off.

Mattias: This is all according to PJBW. Mattias apparently has "defeated" his dark side; yet, without any dark side to balance his light side, his powers have become unbalanced and hence, he lives isolated in a corner of a random dimension. PJBW, more recently, comes by and checks on him, giving him company while Mattias steadily attempts to control his power without completely reriving the evil side of him that once plagued him before.

Prof. Jb. Wolfe and Guai He Zi (themysteriousbox): Out of boredom, Guai decides that it might be interesting to look into his personal past, since there is so much that he himself does not even know. Hence, he goes around from dimension to dimension, searching for clues like a detective, occasionally getting into some interesting adventures and fights within the dimensions. Recently, PJBW has begun accompanying him on his travels (probably because PJBW was getting sick of PMA's Love Hina-like environment and wanted more action). Additionally, PJBW, always being picked on by Guai during the ASB War era, felt that this was a good time to get his "payback" by discovering the increasingly more dramatic personal life of his friend Guai.
One of the more interesting adventures these two forever-wandering beings encounter seems to be a new relations with the "Elementalors". While this was mentioned before in the war, there was never really any heavy emphasis on them, but since the war is now over, these mysterious beings have been showing up quite frequently, some friendly, some not-so-friendly, all with the same mysteriousness that connects to Guai and, discovered soonly enough, PJBW's past. What will they find out? That we probably will never know. However, one thing we can say for certain is these two will wander from place to place, never keeping still, until their seemingly unanswerable questions have been resolved.

I think the only person missing from this list that deserves to be mentioned is RiOrius, but I haven't seen him in a while. I think he's probably doing something similar to what Guai and PJBW are doing, but I cannot say for sure.

PMA's birthday! Happy Birthday!

Here's what happened, from prep time to the backstabbing present Sal2 gave PMA >:P
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(6:27:05 PM) You have just entered room "Chat 38591131003023655909."
(6:27:10 PM) Numberonemole has entered the room.
(6:27:35 PM) ProfJbWolf II has entered the room.
TheMysteriousBox (6:27:42 PM): so sos o!
ProfJbWolf II (6:27:43 PM): We make plans in aminute
ProfJbWolf II (6:27:46 PM): I gotta go get dinner!
TheMysteriousBox (6:27:54 PM): ooo, I'm gonna hvae dinner soon too >.>
TheMysteriousBox (6:27:57 PM): NOBODY LEAVE!
ProfJbWolf II (6:28:05 PM): Tell Sal2
Numberonemole (6:28:32 PM): Ello ello
TheMysteriousBox (6:28:50 PM): should we try to go with my previous plans
TheMysteriousBox (6:28:57 PM): or do we think PMA's really too dumb or egotistic to care
TheMysteriousBox (6:29:05 PM): because PMA seems to be more untrusting of us lately
Numberonemole (6:29:26 PM): Ask Prof
Numberonemole (6:29:43 PM): He seems nice enopugh to me
TheMysteriousBox (6:29:43 PM): oh look, an adamant aerodactyl >.>
Numberonemole (6:29:52 PM): Prof prolly has the closest ties to him
TheMysteriousBox (6:30:09 PM): should I keep this one or try for a female :P
Numberonemole (6:30:39 PM): idk
TheMysteriousBox (6:30:46 PM): /sob help me
Numberonemole (6:30:58 PM): How shall we introduce this idea to PA*keep it*
TheMysteriousBox (6:31:10 PM): I'll invite him
TheMysteriousBox (6:31:16 PM): pretend you two are in the middle of an RP melee
TheMysteriousBox (6:31:23 PM): and say we really need your help >.<
TheMysteriousBox (6:31:35 PM): (A lie, but maybe he's egotistical enough to fall for it)
Numberonemole (6:32:04 PM): Alrighty
TheMysteriousBox (6:32:16 PM): ok I need to brb
Numberonemole (6:32:25 PM): How about Exo has kidnapped you Profy or something
TheMysteriousBox (6:32:26 PM): if PJBW comes back before me, start thinking how PJBW got captured
TheMysteriousBox (6:32:34 PM): who's Exo?
TheMysteriousBox (6:32:38 PM): and we need someone to go "get" PMA :p
Numberonemole (6:33:42 PM): A new character
Numberonemole (6:33:45 PM): Exococutio
TheMysteriousBox (6:33:54 PM): sounds like Exeggutor
TheMysteriousBox (6:34:06 PM): well I was thinking of getting a few fight scenes in too but I don't care
TheMysteriousBox (6:34:10 PM): you and PJBW plan it while I go eat
Numberonemole (6:34:20 PM): Alrighty
Numberonemole (6:34:46 PM): PA shows up, me and you in fight, Dnoce grabs up and like, just runs off at extreme speeds?
TheMysteriousBox (6:35:07 PM): hmmm
TheMysteriousBox (6:35:11 PM): well dinner isn't ready yet so
TheMysteriousBox (6:35:22 PM): you could say PJBW got trapped in one of your spells
TheMysteriousBox (6:35:35 PM): then Dnoce ran off and such
TheMysteriousBox (6:36:03 PM): I as always usually sit to the side
Numberonemole (6:36:13 PM): First we need Prof to wake up
TheMysteriousBox (6:36:17 PM): and while PJBW is being taken away, PJBW makes a pleaing call "PMA!!! HEEEEELP MEEEEEE!!"
TheMysteriousBox (6:36:19 PM): he's eating
TheMysteriousBox (6:36:21 PM): he'll be back
TheMysteriousBox (6:36:39 PM): o yea, you can trap me too, just to make it so I can't move for whatever reason
TheMysteriousBox (6:36:47 PM): and then like, release me for whatever reason after you caught PJBW :P
Numberonemole (6:36:54 PM): Naw, you and PA work together, should be fun
TheMysteriousBox (6:36:59 PM): yea I know
TheMysteriousBox (6:37:10 PM): it'll be like that, but you know I could just rescue PJBW right there ;-)
TheMysteriousBox (6:37:14 PM): just pretend somehow you trapped me :P
Numberonemole (6:37:46 PM): Dnoce wrapped Anti-Magic chains around you
TheMysteriousBox (6:37:53 PM): you can do that :P
TheMysteriousBox (6:38:06 PM): Dnoce and box have equal speeds :-)
TheMysteriousBox (6:38:10 PM): good rivalry indeed
TheMysteriousBox (6:38:48 PM): so we need several things to work
TheMysteriousBox (6:38:51 PM): 1. PMA comes into the chatroom
TheMysteriousBox (6:38:59 PM): 2. PMA responds to us
Numberonemole (6:39:01 PM): Ummm
Numberonemole (6:39:06 PM): He not go super cheap mode
Numberonemole (6:39:09 PM): Make this fun
TheMysteriousBox (6:39:11 PM): 3. PMA doesn't act all high and mighty
TheMysteriousBox (6:39:38 PM): 4. PMA also doesn't refuse, saying PJBW doesn't need help for whatever reason ( hopefully his lacking sense of reality will prevent this o_O)
TheMysteriousBox (6:40:14 PM): ooo ooo
TheMysteriousBox (6:40:18 PM): and then if we ever get this far
TheMysteriousBox (6:40:24 PM): you'll have this "ultimate move"
TheMysteriousBox (6:40:28 PM): in which we all think we're doomed
TheMysteriousBox (6:40:37 PM): and then fireworks come out and we all say happy birthday :-)
Numberonemole (6:40:39 PM): A rip in space time...
Numberonemole (6:40:43 PM): Alrighty then
TheMysteriousBox (6:41:33 PM): see? we're nice people planning for a nice aprty for PMA :D
Numberonemole (6:41:47 PM): Actually I'll enjoy thwartng him
Numberonemole (6:41:55 PM): I may get a chuckle at the happy B-Day thingy
TheMysteriousBox (6:42:00 PM): works for all of us :-)
Numberonemole (6:42:59 PM): Now all we gotta do is wait for the crazy Prof dude
TheMysteriousBox (6:43:13 PM): since you're the big bad guy, you're probably gonna hve to do the most typing
TheMysteriousBox (6:43:26 PM): as you have to still find a way to control PJBW while he's in chains (PJBW's likely to try to break out)
TheMysteriousBox (6:43:33 PM): while fending off us, therefore requiring a lot of typing
TheMysteriousBox (6:43:46 PM): though, on PJBW's part, his own inactivity will be an advantage this time
Numberonemole (6:44:50 PM): Yea
Numberonemole (6:44:58 PM): I'll have Evil Master guard him or some sort
Numberonemole (6:45:17 PM): And slap him around and such
TheMysteriousBox (6:45:31 PM): and if this really doesn't work out, maybe I'll just post something on my blog that would say how it *should have* worked
TheMysteriousBox (6:46:39 PM): and if PMA signs off, that would suck too :P
Numberonemole (6:47:04 PM): lol
Numberonemole (6:47:08 PM): Methinks not happen
TheMysteriousBox (6:47:20 PM): eh, he signs off pretty early, I think
TheMysteriousBox (6:47:23 PM): I dunno we'll see
Numberonemole (6:47:30 PM): For a gift, we give him PA doing the Chicken dance extended version on DVD
TheMysteriousBox (6:47:31 PM): when PJBW and I come back from eating
TheMysteriousBox (6:47:37 PM): Director's cut :o
Numberonemole (6:49:32 PM): With Interviews with the guys behind the scence
Numberonemole (6:49:40 PM): Why did he even do the Chicken box anyway?
Numberonemole (6:49:48 PM): *dance
TheMysteriousBox (6:51:05 PM): there was a note
TheMysteriousBox (6:51:09 PM): I had supposedly a special note
TheMysteriousBox (6:51:14 PM): from the future or something
TheMysteriousBox (6:51:23 PM): and I wouldn't give it to him
Numberonemole (6:51:25 PM): lol
TheMysteriousBox (6:51:26 PM): unless he did the chicken dance
TheMysteriousBox (6:51:50 PM): I actually typed this all up, because I knew PMA would have probably blasted me if I let him had the chance :p
TheMysteriousBox (6:51:59 PM): but everyone accepted it anyway XD
Numberonemole (6:52:02 PM): lol
TheMysteriousBox (6:52:07 PM): probably PMA was the only one against it
TheMysteriousBox (6:52:16 PM): obviously :p
Numberonemole (6:54:48 PM): lol
Numberonemole (6:55:05 PM): You know whats funny
Numberonemole (6:55:16 PM): The beach boys sing *sang* a song by Charlie Mansen
ProfJbWolf II (7:14:52 PM): *Burp*
Numberonemole (7:16:15 PM): *BURP*
ProfJbWolf II (7:16:26 PM): *Blech*
Numberonemole (7:16:42 PM): *BURP*
ProfJbWolf II (7:16:53 PM): *BELCH!*
Numberonemole (7:17:21 PM): *BURP*
ProfJbWolf II (7:17:44 PM): *BELCH!*
ProfJbWolf II (7:17:51 PM): HA!
TheMysteriousBox (7:18:13 PM): *coughcough*
TheMysteriousBox (7:18:22 PM): aren't we supposed to be talking about something here? PJBW? :P
Numberonemole (7:18:32 PM): *BURP!!*
Numberonemole (7:18:50 PM): We already?
ProfJbWolf II (7:19:35 PM): Damn, beaten...
Numberonemole (7:19:52 PM): ALrighty
Numberonemole (7:19:55 PM): Go over plan again
Numberonemole (7:20:19 PM): Exo and Dnoce fighting, Box arready tied up with Ant-Magic chains, ala Dnoce
Numberonemole (7:20:29 PM): Thye fighty Prof
Numberonemole (7:20:39 PM): And, ummm......Alrighty
Numberonemole (7:20:52 PM): Prof start typing a respond to an attack by me
Numberonemole (7:20:58 PM): And Box invite PA
Numberonemole (7:21:06 PM): And PRof, don't send responce till PA shows up
Numberonemole (7:21:13 PM): We all got it?
ProfJbWolf II (7:21:22 PM): Well first you have to attack so I can respond
ProfJbWolf II (7:21:26 PM): But yea
Numberonemole (7:22:11 PM): Just pretend I attacked
ProfJbWolf II (7:22:22 PM): I need to see the attack
Numberonemole (7:22:23 PM): Go crazy
ProfJbWolf II (7:22:25 PM): Just make something up quick
Numberonemole (7:23:13 PM): Alright, a kick to the lower knee by Exo, followed by a weak Ki blast to the fast and Dnoce putting you in a "Sadness aura"
Numberonemole (7:23:28 PM): So you kinda, idk, not so confident
Numberonemole (7:23:58 PM): Make sure not respond till PA shows up
TheMysteriousBox (7:27:33 PM): hmm
(7:27:55 PM) pokemasterrj has entered the room.
TheMysteriousBox (7:28:13 PM): hi
ProfJbWolf II (7:28:28 PM): *Falls back, coughing up blood, faltering slightly as the Sadness aura starts to come into effect. Gasping he is almost uanble to dodge Exo's next attack, but does so just barely. Ki surrounds his hands like glowing balls
TheMysteriousBox (7:28:46 PM): ah darn they're at it again
ProfJbWolf II (7:28:49 PM): He releases a massive stream of energy at both Exo and Dnoce at the same time.*
Numberonemole (7:29:56 PM): *Exo, not taking a moment to even dodge the attack, takes it head on, rending most of his flesh to ash, but just heads foreward, smashing PRof in the face, and Dnoce grabs the falling Prof and is suddenly gone with him*
Numberonemole (7:30:27 PM): *Exo turns around to greet PA as all his skin is gone*A new arrival...have I met you before?
TheMysteriousBox (7:30:31 PM): Man... PJBW needs me to do everything... *begins forming a circle while holding up an ofuda to prepare for a new spell*
Numberonemole (7:31:11 PM): *Dnoce is back and wraps anti-magic chains around Box, giggling*
Numberonemole (7:31:20 PM): Dnoce@PA, hey I know you...
TheMysteriousBox (7:31:43 PM): hrm...
TheMysteriousBox (7:32:12 PM): oi PMA you think you can give a hand here? :P
pokemasterrj (7:32:26 PM): (Since when was I dragged in?)
TheMysteriousBox (7:32:27 PM): or are you so anti-warish that you won't try and helping your friends out
TheMysteriousBox (7:32:34 PM): well
TheMysteriousBox (7:32:44 PM): ok, one friend (PJBW) and a semi-friend (Me) :P
ProfJbWolf II (7:32:59 PM): (A friend of a friend!)
pokemasterrj (7:33:15 PM): Once again forced into battle... I didn't like it the first time, don't like it now.
Numberonemole (7:33:17 PM): *Exo sneers and walks up to PA, slapping him across the face as Dnoce laughs*
Numberonemole (7:33:31 PM): *Dnoces swings Prof around by the chains*
pokemasterrj (7:33:35 PM): Ash: *blocks* Nice try.
TheMysteriousBox (7:33:37 PM): Because you know, I kinda can't do anything without magic ^-^;;
pokemasterrj (7:34:23 PM): Ash: Exo, you look like you're about to fall apart or something
Numberonemole (7:34:34 PM): *Exo laughs again*So, Dnoce, did you kill that weak excuse for a Saiyan, or is father iteragoting him
Numberonemole (7:35:01 PM): *Exo skins heals* You obviously dont know my power*Exo rips off his own arm and it grows back, and he starts beating PA with his ripped off arm*
Numberonemole (7:35:17 PM): Your weaker than the Siayan...I can't believe I was taught to fear you
pokemasterrj (7:35:41 PM): Ash: *jumps back* Freak... Guess I'll try to end this fast. Kame...hame...HA!!! *nails Exo with the powerful ki attack*
TheMysteriousBox (7:35:58 PM): *whistles* are you even going to give me a hand here? >.>
Numberonemole (7:37:17 PM): *Dnoce runs at super speeds with Box, as the Ki attack rips a hole in Exo, and it heals up just as quickly as formed*You are much weak*Exo spits acid in PA's face and begins to fly off*Lets just kill the Siayan before anything else
Numberonemole (7:37:29 PM): Happens, we dun gotta waste our time on this has been
pokemasterrj (7:37:57 PM): Ash: *wipes the acid away* I may be a tad rusty, but I can still fight...cowards...
TheMysteriousBox (7:38:58 PM): hey hey! *looks back* it helps if you can follow us, ya know :P
Numberonemole (7:38:59 PM): Dnoce:Keep going Exo, father just wants the Saiayan, he doesn't think PA will try to rescue him anyway, he can fend for himself
pokemasterrj (7:39:05 PM): Ash: Let's see you handle this! LifeSword3! *a huge blade of pure energy forms in his hands* AreaSteal! *he warps over to Exo and slices him in two with the attack*
Numberonemole (7:39:08 PM): *Dnoce drops box with a thd on the ground*
TheMysteriousBox (7:39:18 PM): ...well that was convenient
TheMysteriousBox (7:39:46 PM): I know! *whistles, and a bunch of digletts come along and take the chains off of him*
pokemasterrj (7:40:06 PM): Ash: Could a has-been do something like that?
Numberonemole (7:40:12 PM): Dnoce:You hold him back, I'll warn father to fortify the base anyway
TheMysteriousBox (7:40:49 PM): hmm... *watches Dnoce flies off, then follows quickly but silently behind Dnoce to find out where she's heading*
Numberonemole (7:41:21 PM): Exo:*he grows from the bigger chunch of himself, and the other falls down the the ground*Hmm, I've meet better*in a flash, PA find himself wrapped around Exo's tail, feeling dark Ki enter his body*
Numberonemole (7:41:52 PM): *Dnoces slaps more chains around Box, as he falls down to the ground again cursing as Dnoce shakes her fingure*
TheMysteriousBox (7:42:31 PM): *...unfortunately for dnoce, she finds out it is only a piece of paper that she has chained and continues to not know the whearbouts of him*
pokemasterrj (7:42:56 PM): Ash: I've already dealt with darkness enough... *powers up enough to break free*
Numberonemole (7:44:42 PM): *Dnoce is quickly at the "secret base" and doesn't know Box is following him*Exo:A has been and nevr will be again*turns SS1 and his red hair turns purple and his teeth and claws grow as he starts to slash the air, sending Ki slashe
Numberonemole (7:44:44 PM): s at PA*
pokemasterrj (7:45:32 PM): Ash: *pulls out a beamsword and deflects the waves* I still have some skills
TheMysteriousBox (7:46:33 PM): *suddenly, a random diglett with a leaflet on its head pops up and a hologram of box appears.* We welcome you to diglett underground travelling services! This will be anonstop trip to the secret hidden base where PJBW is.*PMA falls*
pokemasterrj (7:46:39 PM): Ash: This one's from Zero's book. *rushes Exo and seems to disappear, reappearing behind him as an energy spike cuts right through him*
TheMysteriousBox (7:46:46 PM): *a split second later, he arrives at the base*
TheMysteriousBox (7:46:54 PM): or that :P
TheMysteriousBox (7:46:59 PM): lag time sucks
Numberonemole (7:47:35 PM): *Exo laughs, and suddenly, falls to the ground, and trembles looking at his injury, seeing most of his body disenergrated*I didn't even..power..up*he falls uncoinces*
TheMysteriousBox (7:48:19 PM): Thank you for travelling Diglett underground travelling services! We hope you use us again!
pokemasterrj (7:48:42 PM): Ash: Now to find Prof. I can sense him somewhere in here...
ProfJbWolf II (7:49:14 PM): *The Saiya-jin's voice cleary heard as he bellows.* OI YOU GET THAT DAMN NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME SAL!
pokemasterrj (7:49:22 PM): Ash: *follows Prof.'s ki signal and voice through the area*
Numberonemole (7:49:33 PM): *evil laughter is heard, and PA bumps into evil master*
pokemasterrj (7:49:58 PM): Ash: *and insert a slash from the beamsword here* I have no time for true has-beens!
TheMysteriousBox (7:50:12 PM): *Box suddenly appears out of nowhere and catches up to PMA* Only one? well that's no fun, I'll just watch PMA
Numberonemole (7:50:17 PM): Evil Master:*sighs*...I should have trained*
pokemasterrj (7:50:44 PM): Ash: *reaches where Prof. is* Prof.?
Numberonemole (7:50:55 PM): *the autmatic defence turrens begin firing at PA as a recording laguhs at him*
Numberonemole (7:51:14 PM): Sal2 from recording"I thought you had retired...oh well, look harder*
TheMysteriousBox (7:51:34 PM): *suddenly all the defenses shut down*
pokemasterrj (7:51:37 PM): Ash: *showing off his sword skills by deflecting the blasts back at the turrets*
TheMysteriousBox (7:51:43 PM): *as an electric surge from a piece of paper
TheMysteriousBox (7:51:52 PM): on a wall short circuits all the connections*
pokemasterrj (7:52:02 PM): Ash: *goes and finds the real Prof.*
Numberonemole (7:52:31 PM): *one by one, the turrents are deroyed, and a giggling laughter is heard as PA find knat like blows to him as Dnoce harrases him*
TheMysteriousBox (7:52:43 PM): No thanks! Hmph! *takes the piece of paper and sips some tea*
pokemasterrj (7:53:08 PM): Ash: Dnoce, I'd rather not hurt you
pokemasterrj (7:53:20 PM): Ash: So just get out of my way and let me find Prof.
pokemasterrj (7:54:01 PM): Ash: In fact... *uses Instant Transmission to get to Prof....well, instantly*
TheMysteriousBox (7:54:22 PM): I dunno... my transmission reciever piece of paper is picking up static...
Numberonemole (7:54:24 PM): *PA find the transmission doesn't work*Reality warping..nop telaportation
Numberonemole (7:54:32 PM): *Dnoce laughs*
Numberonemole (7:54:39 PM): That won't work..only I know where he is...
Numberonemole (7:54:56 PM): You have to catch me first..and your so...SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, and, well, old
pokemasterrj (7:54:56 PM): Ash: I can sense where he is, you know
Numberonemole (7:55:08 PM): Really
Numberonemole (7:55:18 PM): If that is true
Numberonemole (7:55:24 PM): Then why are you lost
Numberonemole (7:55:31 PM): Your bluff
Numberonemole (7:55:32 PM): ing
TheMysteriousBox (7:55:40 PM): I dunno, I can't sense him, but I think I can draw a map of this place
TheMysteriousBox (7:55:47 PM): *takes out crayons and a larger piece of paper and begins drawing*
Numberonemole (7:55:52 PM): *Dnoce suddenly has PA's laser sword and is playing with it*
Numberonemole (7:56:19 PM): I'd leave if I were you, unless you want to be impaled on this bad boy
pokemasterrj (7:56:25 PM): Ash: And as for being slow... *uses Agility, grabs the sword before Dnoce knows what's happened, and takes off in a flash towards where Prof. is being held*
TheMysteriousBox (7:56:53 PM): SO...ka... he's heading over to the mutations lab
TheMysteriousBox (7:56:58 PM): *shrug*
TheMysteriousBox (7:57:07 PM): Let's see... *walks in the opposite direction*
pokemasterrj (7:58:36 PM): Ash: *winds up doubling back* Geez, this place is annoying...
Numberonemole (7:58:38 PM): *Dnoce cuts him off, and trips him, sending him skidding across the floor*Hehehe
Numberonemole (7:59:05 PM): *PA suddenly finds himself in boxers as Dnoce is wearing all his clothing*
Numberonemole (7:59:08 PM): SO so slow...
pokemasterrj (7:59:11 PM): Ash: ...
pokemasterrj (7:59:23 PM): Ash: *uses AreaSteal to quickly grab his clothes back*
Numberonemole (7:59:33 PM): HEY!!
pokemasterrj (7:59:50 PM): Ash: A moment I actually wish Ash-chan was around
Numberonemole (8:00:07 PM): NEVER TOUCH A GIRL's CLOTHING *she goes super bitch and starts slapping the crap outa him*You'll never find Prof now, *she walks off wistling*
pokemasterrj (8:00:31 PM): Ash: *grabs Dnoce* Oh really?
ProfJbWolf II (8:01:00 PM): *Meanwhile Prof is straining against a bunch of bonds when Box enters.* OI BOXO GET ME OUTTA HERE!
TheMysteriousBox (8:01:08 PM): Ah see! I was right!
TheMysteriousBox (8:01:21 PM): the torture chamber and prisoner's den
Numberonemole (8:02:08 PM): Hey..leggo!!LET GO OF ME*she kicks him at speed he cannot imagine, but they do very little*LET ME GO!!
Numberonemole (8:02:34 PM): *as a dark figure ovettaked boxs in the torture room*
TheMysteriousBox (8:03:23 PM): *gets thrown into the same chamber room as PJBW, while PJBW shakes his head in disappointment* Well, YOU never said anything XP
pokemasterrj (8:04:05 PM): Ash: *eventually reaches the room* Despite Dnoce's interference, I made it
ProfJbWolf II (8:04:36 PM): THEN GET ME OUT OF THESE DAMN BONDS!
ProfJbWolf II (8:04:41 PM): Oh and Box too...
Numberonemole (8:04:43 PM): *Sal2 laughs as he and Ash2 block his path toe Prof*
Numberonemole (8:04:45 PM): *to
Numberonemole (8:04:58 PM): Well, I see you made it, well, good job
pokemasterrj (8:05:15 PM): I've got no time for this
Numberonemole (8:05:20 PM): Meet my newest plane, a rip in time space...
Numberonemole (8:05:35 PM): I've decided if I can't have power...no one can
pokemasterrj (8:05:54 PM): Ash: You've really lost it this time...
Numberonemole (8:06:02 PM): Within minutes, the universe will collapse in on itself...
pokemasterrj (8:06:18 PM): Ash: Not if we have anything to say about it
Numberonemole (8:06:29 PM): *Ash2 steps up to PA, and slams him into the other side of the room, keeping his silet vigil*
pokemasterrj (8:06:53 PM): Ash: *gets back up and fires a shot that misses Sal and Ash2 completely*
pokemasterrj (8:07:15 PM): *however, said blast hits the controls for Prof's and Box's bonds*
TheMysteriousBox (8:07:31 PM): oh goodie, I can drink tea now
Numberonemole (8:08:19 PM): *Sal2 laughs as the rip in time space begins to open, the entire room shaking, and a whirlwind forming*
ProfJbWolf II (8:08:28 PM): Finally!
pokemasterrj (8:08:34 PM): Ash: I won't let you do this
pokemasterrj (8:08:53 PM): Ash: And if Exo and Dnoce knew what you were up to, they'd probably try to stop it too
Numberonemole (8:09:00 PM): *the void opens, in a huge explosion of light and power*
Numberonemole (8:09:16 PM): *and a sign that says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PA* comes out*
Numberonemole (8:09:32 PM): *a table with cake, refreshments and party favors appears*
pokemasterrj (8:09:34 PM): Ash: *sweatdrops*
ProfJbWolf II (8:09:40 PM): *Laughs* Nicely done
TheMysteriousBox (8:09:41 PM): naa, I think if Dnoce and Exo knew what was going on, they'd still let PMA do this. Me and PJBW as well, eh Prof?
ProfJbWolf II (8:09:54 PM): *Nods*
Numberonemole (8:10:01 PM): *the maze is revealed to be Sal2's spacw staion dinner quarters*
TheMysteriousBox (8:10:15 PM): That was really nice show there PMA! *slaps him on the back*
Numberonemole (8:10:17 PM): *and characters from all over the ASB War show up, along with many others*
pokemasterrj (8:10:48 PM): This was a bit much, though
Numberonemole (8:10:51 PM): PIN THE TAIL ON THE SAIYAN!!
TheMysteriousBox (8:10:59 PM): we knew you could handle it :-)
Numberonemole (8:11:05 PM): *Prof is tied up by Dnoce*
Numberonemole (8:11:11 PM): ME FIRST!!!!!
pokemasterrj (8:11:14 PM): *sighs*
ProfJbWolf II (8:11:24 PM): H-HEHY! *Splits the ropes.* Oi, you ain't pinnin' no tail on me!
pokemasterrj (8:11:44 PM): (And now back to regularly scheduled RP-ing *drags Prof. back*)
Numberonemole (8:11:46 PM): BLOW OUT THE CANDLES AND MAKE A WISH!! NOW!!
ProfJbWolf II (8:11:59 PM): FIRST YOUR WISH!
TheMysteriousBox (8:12:00 PM): eeh
TheMysteriousBox (8:12:03 PM): I don't want him to make a wish
TheMysteriousBox (8:12:05 PM): actually >.>
pokemasterrj (8:12:08 PM): Oh okay. *blows the candles out, keeping a safe distance*
Numberonemole (8:12:24 PM): *the cake explodes*
Numberonemole (8:12:26 PM): Dammit...
Numberonemole (8:12:48 PM): *brings in real cake*Okay, we got, human flavored...Chcocalte, and Vanilla
TheMysteriousBox (8:12:50 PM): So yea! anyway! just ta tell ya, whether friend or foe, whether ya like it or not
TheMysteriousBox (8:12:59 PM): we're always gonna stick ta you PMA :P
Numberonemole (8:13:05 PM): Who wants Human flavored?
TheMysteriousBox (8:13:16 PM): dunno, never tried that
ProfJbWolf II (8:13:24 PM): ...You dind't use real humans did you?
Numberonemole (8:13:33 PM): Uhh..yea
pokemasterrj (8:13:42 PM): ...That right there is enough to make me lose my appetite...
ProfJbWolf II (8:13:43 PM): ...They were HEALTHY right?
TheMysteriousBox (8:13:55 PM): I hear monkeys taste a lot like humans
ProfJbWolf II (8:13:58 PM): ...,
TheMysteriousBox (8:14:10 PM): PRESENT TIME!
ProfJbWolf II (8:14:14 PM): I'll just take the chocolate...*Cuts a slice and then takes the entire cake.*
Numberonemole (8:14:19 PM): Yes, chose which one first?
TheMysteriousBox (8:14:28 PM): mine? Sal2? PJBW's? :D
pokemasterrj (8:14:40 PM): I'll take...well, safest one would probably be Prof.'s
Numberonemole (8:15:08 PM): All of them...
Numberonemole (8:15:12 PM): You have to unwrap all
TheMysteriousBox (8:15:31 PM): so you'll just unwrap PJBW's first right :P
pokemasterrj (8:15:34 PM): Yeah
Numberonemole (8:16:07 PM): *waits for Prof to say what it is*
ProfJbWolf II (8:16:09 PM): *Throws a pair of boxes to him.* One of them has an instant spring of drowned man in it and the other is a pack of condoms.
pokemasterrj (8:16:25 PM): Why either of them?
ProfJbWolf II (8:16:33 PM): Because you seem to have a problem with both
pokemasterrj (8:16:36 PM): I don't mess with Jusenkyo and...I won't even comment
ProfJbWolf II (8:16:42 PM): *Grins before going back to demolishing the cake.*
Numberonemole (8:16:48 PM): LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Numberonemole (8:16:59 PM): Who next who next who next!!
pokemasterrj (8:17:10 PM): *tries Box's next*
TheMysteriousBox (8:17:40 PM): *throws a piece of paper at PMA, with the only words "Don't worry, you're secret's still safe with me for another year"*
TheMysteriousBox (8:17:55 PM): If you forgot which secret, I'll tell ya over IM :-)
pokemasterrj (8:17:58 PM): *sweatdrops* More no comment...
pokemasterrj (8:18:03 PM): Nevermind
Numberonemole (8:18:08 PM): O_o
Numberonemole (8:18:12 PM): *is confused*
pokemasterrj (8:18:22 PM): *just unwraps Sal's for the sake of getting the heck out of there*
Numberonemole (8:19:11 PM): *PA gets a Gold Plated Delux Edtion DVD Box Set with Directors Cut of Box doing the Macerena*
Numberonemole (8:19:16 PM): Revenege is fun, huh?
pokemasterrj (8:19:23 PM): I guess...
TheMysteriousBox (8:19:37 PM): backstabber :P
pokemasterrj (8:19:40 PM): Now back to the regularly scheduled RPing *drags Prof. away*
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ProfJbWolf II (8:19:44 PM): Oi oi!
(8:19:46 PM) ProfJbWolf II has left the room.
Numberonemole (8:19:49 PM): :-P
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ASB Vets Short Shorts: Act 1- The Drama

Ok, at first I was gonna do an article on death because one of my chickens just died, but I got over it and I figured you guys wouldn't care much for it anyway. So I'll just make this statement before I go on: The death of one hurts most to the people who were close to and cared for him/her/it. Without further ado, let's get on with this whacked idea I came up in chem class today! ( I really should pay attention to class though >.> )
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TMB: Hey, PBJW! What do you have there!
PJBW: Oh, this? I'm building something of a surveillence camera of several dimensions, however, it's not working quite the way I want it yet...
TMB: So it's something like the dimension traveller?
PJBW: No no, supposedly we're able to monitor specific dimensions carefully, you know, just in case there's danger, since we've been doing lots of interdimensional travel, I figured we might as well monitor not only this dimension but others as well...
TMB: Ooooooooo... wat does this button do????????
PJBW: NO YOU IDIOT IT'S NOT DONE YE---
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Poof.
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The scenary suddenly changes to something of a meeting room. In there, a human version of Sal2, in a business suit, stares angrily down onto a report with statistical graphs of some sort. Then Sal2 throws the article on the desk and begins ranting angrily at one of his subordinates at the results.
Sal2: What is this?!? He should be bankrupt by now!!! Why is he still thriving??? Not only that, but he's competing with our company, E.V.I.L.!!! E.G.O. is still a threat to E.V.I.L.!!! Everything I planned a month earlier to gain a monopoly and bankrupt that bastard failed!! Why?!? WHY!!!!
Person1: Well... Sir... there's been a rumor going through that one of the people here have been leaking secrets...
Sal2: Impossible! I developed all my plans at my home, made sure no one outside could access it, our own company workers!! There's no one...
Person1: There IS someone...
Sal2: Eyes Widen. It CAN'T be...
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Sal2 arrives back home, slamming the door behind him. He approaches his daughter, Jenna, violently after she greets him.
Jenna: Welcome ho--!??!?
Sal2: Jenna. Recently our company has been doing rather poorly, despite predicted results earlier that we should outcompete our competition in less than a month. Now, this company is thriving with possibly our own productivity and products, while our company is barely keeping up!! Do you know anything about this?!?
Jenna: Well, maybe if you stopped making all those secret plans to try and completely destroy PMA's company and instead paid more attention to me...
Sal2: So you DO know about it! And the plans I had stored in my database!! WHY, Jenna, WHY?!?
Jenna: Oh Daddy, couldn't you just merge and we'd all be a happy corporation together?
Sal2: Are you out of your mind? THE PMA who allegedly blocked me off of business opportunities while in college, making it incredibly difficult for me to climb the corporate ladder? I should find any way possible to crush him, in almost any means! Why do you want me to do such an absurd thing?!?
Jenna: Because... I love him!! *dramatic music*
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Stage change. This time, the area is a small cafe containing a bar with several stools. PJBW, dressed in a rather drab business suit and carrying a worn out suitcase, takes a couple of drinks served by Engina, dressed as a cafe waitress, before turning to Box. Box is the bar manager, dressed in the appropriate suit while wiping some glasses before preparing another batch.
PJBW: I don't know... I don't really trust being with him and especially working under him in such a company but... I just don't know...
Box: Why are you still with him? He's selfish, cares the most about himself than anyone else in his company, and would do anything to get what he wants...
PJBW: That's the problem... You see, we're rivalling against another company, E.V.I.L. and we're faring pretty well, but that's because... well...
Box: You want to quit because you guys are doing well?
PJBW: No, it's that... Talks in a lowered voice. He's been seeing the daughter of the manager of E.V.I.L. lately. It seems I've been the only one who noticed her coming in and out of his office. I don't know what he's up do, but...
Box: Drops the glass and breaks it. Takes a step forward and looks into PJBW's eyes. And you're still with him?!? No wonder, I agree with your judgement! You should quit and find a new job immediately!
PJBW: Well, there's a problem...
Box: Yea Yea, childhood friends, eh? I don't know though, PMA really doesn't seem to be the type of person I would trust, but--
PJBW: No, it's not only that...
Box: Raises an eyebrow. No?
PJBW: Well... you see... I kind of feel sorry for... PMA's... mother right now... she's a bit down from the death of PMA's father...
Box: Turns away and begins cleaning up the glass. ...You must be drunk. I think you've had too much to drink for today. You better go home and take a rest, then think over about quitting PMA's company.
PJBW: Yea... yea, I suppose you're right.
As PJBW stumbles out the door, he accidently hits another man who arrives in a trenchcoat and hat. After saying sorry, PJBW steps out of the door. The man in the trenchcoat sits in a stool and orders a couple of drinks. After 2-3 cups, he takes off his hat to reveal himself to be Sal2.
Sal2: ...It's not possible, how could my own daughter...?
Box: Ah, so it's true, your daughter has been seeing the president of E.G.O.
Sal2: It's gotten out already?!?!?
Box: No, an employee of E.G.O. just left. Don't worry, from what I know of him, he won't be leaking out any info against his employer; he's a quiet type, usually, anyway, except when he gets drunk...
Sal2: Eerg... if this gets out, my company is ruined for sure! And I don't know what I can do with Jenna... this is...
Box: Does Jenna know PMA has a wife?
Sal2: He has a wife?
Box: Sure he does! Sabrina... I think was her name... he even has a daughter of his own... yea, PJBW talked about it a couple times, says it gets annoying at times where PMA constantly refers to them, talking how much he loves her and so...
Sal2: Then... then he must be using Jenna!! THAT BASTARD!!
Box: Shrugs. Pretty messed up guy if you asked me.
Sal2: Hmm... So he likes to play this way... Fine, I dislike resorting to such measures, but if it even involves my own daughter... Do you by chance know the address of PMA's house?
Box: Engina?
Engina: Comes over with a piece of paper, acts as if she were to hand it to Sal2, then quickly switches hands with her other hand empty and palm up. Tip please? Giggles.
Sal2: What's this?!?
Box: Shrugs. Well, I did give you a bit of underground info...
Sal2 grumbles, then hands over a twenty dollar bill to the waitress. The waitress gives him the slip with the address, and Sal2 heads off, ready to get his revenge....
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Up next, Act 2- The Mystery in ASB Vets Short Shorts!!

(Yes, I'm bored :P)

ASBW: Breaking News from BTDN (Bored To Death Network)

Box: *pats the microphone a few times* This thing is working now right? Come on the signal can't be THAT bad here... we're only in the middle of outer space... wait, we're on? All right! This is reporter Box from BTDN bringing you live coverage of the latest war going on in the ASBW realm. No, it's not Sal2 blowing up Earth once more or a dimensional rift to a never-before-seen dimension *comments to some sideperson offscreen* that ALWAYS seems to happen in every war, doesn't it? How a new dimension never discovered before suddenly possesses extreme power to rule all dimensional universes...*returns to the screen* Anyway! We're here at Sal2's Space Station in preparation for the greatest (because it's the only) trial ever to have occurred here in our lovely universe. The prosecutor Pokemaster Ash and the defendant Prof. Jb Wolf seemed to have arrived already, as well as the jury, we are now only waiting on the judge... Hey, I think I know some of these people on the Jury! Look! There's RiOrius... Pokemaniacbill... Misagi! Hey Misagi!! Ah, if isn't Ditto Maste... Ah, our Judge Arrives!!
*the doors fling wide open*
Sal2: CHAOS IN THE COURTROOM! *widespread mania from Sal2's warriors begins wrecking the room with PMA and PJBW and everyone else trying to fight them off, when one of Sal2's warriors whispers something into Sal2's ear* whoops! sorry... I meant, order in the court!
PMA: WTF, this guy is our judge? Who the heck chose him as our judge, he should be the last person I'm consulting for this...
PJBW: He did... *points to Box*
Sal2: I SAID ORDER!! OR ELSE!! Now... proceed with the trial. Pokemaster Ash, you declare the defendant, Prof. Jb Wolf, guilty of disregarding previous prominent affairs dealing with the history of this here ASB Universe which I intend to conquer, and therefore providing inappropriate and insufficient information on the history of Destiney's powers, correct?
Box: *in a whispering tone* please note that the spelling and grammer errors were all corrected by BTDN to the convenience of the onwatchers.
Sal2: What's that?!? Guards! Blast him! *guards fire a beam of energy, charcoaling Box a temporary black color* Anyway, proceed with the trial.
Pokemaster Ash: First, I would like to state how utterly apalled at how Prof. Jb Wolf can misinterpret such a significant event! Most of the entire ASB War has been affected by these events and you don't even have a log of them in that huge database of yours?!?
Prof. Jb Wolf: Excuse me, but I DO have a log of these things, I just don't happen to memorize the entire history and every single insiginificant event that occurred. Remember that during your birth I was in another dimension, so it would make perfect sense if I had just happened to leave that out in the origins of my wife.
Pokemaster Ash: Not the origins of my own life, but the origins of this entire universe! The mere fact that you misplaced the exact location of the birth of TPM is extraordinary! Can you imagine what would have happened if one or the other did not happen?
Sal2: *snaps his fingers* if only "the other" didn't happen... say... when WAS the birth of PMA?
Jenna (in an attorney's suit with a pair of spectacles, holding some important evidence): According to PMA's birth certificate, it was at the approximately around the same time as the birth of TPM universe, your honor.
Sal2: That's not very informative. Is there anything else on PMA's records?
Jenna: None, your honor.
Box: *side comment* PMA has a birth ceritificate? o_O
PJBW: I think we'll see how important this birth is in a proper manner.
PMA: I agree. I call forth PJBW's wife and my own mother, Destiney, to the stand.
*murmurs go around in the crowd as Destiney approaches the witness stand, puts her hand over a weird staff like thing*
Jenna: Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, lest the gods drain all of your godly powers and banish you as a mortal for the rest of your remaining years?
Destiney: I do.
PMA: Destiney. Do you remember when I was born?
Destiney: I do.
PMA: Is it not a significant event in history?
Destiney: Yes it is.
PMA: Does it not coincide with the creation of TPM, which in turn has allowed for all of us to exist? NOT, I state, after the arrival of Eiolia to this dimension.
Destiney: Yes.
PMA: I am done.
*PMA sits back down, PJBW stands up and begins pacing in front of Destiney*
PJBW: Destiney, do you remember the exact time and date and place of PMA's birth?
Destiney: Yes I do.
*murmurs go through the courtroom*
Sal2: Order! Order! Wow this is fun.
PJBW: However, do you think it is required for every other person in this room-- in this entire universe-- to remember your son's birth?
Destiney: No. I believe PMA's existence is important, but I will not force others to recognize his birth as if he were a god or some significant religious figure.
PJBW: I am through, you may sit down.
PMA: I object!--
Sal2: Objection overruled.
PMA: Wait why?!?
Sal2: Because you didn't address me properly
PMA: THIS COURT IS BIASED!!!
PJBW: PMA, you only need to say "your honor" -_-...
PMA: Ugh... I object... your honor... *hacks and coughs as if he was dying, then recovers* I never said that my birth should be remembered down to the exact time and date, though it would certainly be appreciated. However, the important facts involved with my birth, as well as connect to it, such as the creation of TPM must be taken into account by everyone. PJBW had believed that TPM came after the current dimension we know as Eiolia existed.
Sal2: Objection substained.
PJBW: Very well... I call forth Sabrina PMA's own wife, to the stand.
*Destiney sits down, Sabrina does the whole vow thing and goes to the witness stand*
PJBW: Sabrina, do you think that people who happened to be ignorant or forgetful of events should be punished?
Sabrina: No, I don't think that's right.
PJBW: In fact, I would like to ask you a few questions about... myself, if you would please. Would you happen to know the birth date of myself? How about Salvester2? I'm sure he has been contributing to this dimension for quite a while, whether for good or for evil. Or even Box, who if I'm not mistaken in my ignorant and forgetful mind, started the whole blimey thing by attempting to blow up a tower in ASB Central?
Sabrina: No, I do not remember or know any of these dates.
PJBW: *turns towards Sal2* Then how can PMA expect every one of us to know his birthdate, or even anything remotely close to it? I think PMA should appreciate that I even acknowledged his daughter's 18th birthday by arriving at her party--
PMA: Excuse me, your honor! *coughs and hacks again* But this has nothing to do with the trial at all. I told you it was not about my birthday, it involves it's coincidence with the creation of TPM--
PJBW: I'm getting to that.
Sal2: Objection overruled.
PJBW: So PMA accuses me of mistaking the creation of TPM with the arrival of Eiolia when in actuality is his birthday. How, then, do we know if Eiolia did not arrive at the same time as PMA's birthday? I believe it is uncertain even for you, PMA, to know when Eiolia came to be. How can you directly claim that I am wrong and you are right? Sabrina, how do you know the arrival of Eiolia did not coincide with the arrival of TPM, like I said?
Sabrina: I do not know.
PJBW: I rest my case. *sits down*
Box: *whispers to the camera* Ouch! PJBW's smmokin!
PMA: PJBW, not bad, not bad. Sabrina, you can sit down too, I got this thing covered. *Sabrina gets out of the witness stand* However, your own statement will turn against you. You yourself said that Eiolia is a vague issue that not much, other than the Eiolians, can tell you about. What makes you so sure that Eiolia didn't come into this dimension till much later, after TPM was born? Or that it was in this dimensional space before TPM came to being, only waiting for TPM to arrive?
RiOrius: Hey um... I wanna ask something...
Sal2: Has the jury made their decision? Can I cut off someone's head yet?
pokemaniacbill: Eer... no. We only wanted to know why that, if Eiolia is such a vague planet in history, that there are no Eiolians that know of the history of Eiolia.
Sal2: ... *looks at PJBW*
PJBW: ... *looks at PMA*
PMA: ... *looks at Sabrina*
Sabrina: ... *looks at Destiney*
Destiney: ... *looks at Box*
Box: ...what?
Sal2: Very well, jury, make your decisions, and I apologize for this inconvenience and lack of evidence that we have at the court today. Arrive at your conclusion and I shall arrive at the appropriate... punishment. Hohohohohohoho...
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Making a mountain out of a digletthill... my specialty. XD Maybe I'll make a conclusion after a bunch of interviews with the "jury" :P.

ASBW Chronicles Box Logs #3: The Legend of the Arrogant Loner

And now, since PMA came back, we have the chapter where... PMA comes back!
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Now, usually you would expect a warm-hearted hug or even just a simple greeting when you finally get to see an old buddy of yours after so many years. But this wasn't the case, nope not at all. I thought that certainly he would experience the same joy of meeting an old friend as I do, finally being able to meet PMA again after all these years, but what do I get? A rather quick paced game of "shoot the Box" where I jumped from wall to wall dodging PMA's Mega Energy Blast attacks, until frankly I had no more walls to jump to.
"Well, it was nice meeting with you again, bully, but I'm afraid if you keep on shooting me I'm gonna have to leave this part of area, for the sake of safety!" I told him and bid goodbye.
"You aren't getting away that easily, demon!!" And again he began charging his blaster, cock and aim towards me. I stood and waved, and upon his firing I prepared to leave and never see him again.
However, a psychic gripped my leg and I tripped. Luckily, the blast went right over me, but of course the tripping came as a surprise to me, as I didn't expect PMA to be able (or be smart enough) to do that.
And I found out it was in fact another blue haired lady that walked up and must have executed the attack.
"Oh PMA," The blue haired lady said. "Didn't I tell you not to shoot everything that moves around here? It's obvious he's not one of the minions of Darkmaster Ash."
"Sabrina?? What are you doing here?? I told you, it's too dangerous for you to be around and I'll be fine by myself."
"Yea," Sabrina remarked sarcastically, "fine shooting your old time buddies instead of actually chasing DMA." PMA took a closer look at me. "Oh... It's you." I stood up and brushed myself.
"I'm glad you came to your senses, my good fellow. Here's to a reunion greeting!" I stuck out my hand, expecting a shake back. PMA just turned around. "I have more important things to do. I cannot be bothered with this..."
"Person who blew up the ASB Tower many years ago??" PMA got one of those little cross thingies on his forehead. "O yea, I need a place to stay for the night... As you can see, I'm kinda stuck, mind if I..."
"NO!!" PMA yelled, and flew away.
"Guess he doesn't want me in his residence." I shrugged and began to walk away.
"Wait, I know a place that you might be able to stay," Sabrina pipped up.
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"KINLAP OL' BUDDY!! How have you been??" The two old friends hugged.
"Fine Fine, running a nice park business, developing some cool bracelets for me and PMA to wear, fighting some crime and evil with PMA... though he seems to find me more of a nuicance lately these days..." Kinlap pondered.
"What IS up with that guy anyway? Some welcome he gave me." I pouted.
"He..." Sabrina sighed. "He's really a very nice fellow. As far as what I've gathered from his history, he came this planet when he was a child, alone and no one to take care of him. He wandered the streets for a while, until he was saved one day by this man in blue armor. Something like the armor he wears around now... well anyway, then you came along and tried to blow up the tower. Ash was apparently affected by this hero that he himself wanted to become one, and so that's why he went after you to try and stop you. Its something like child idolness..."
"I think it's still in him," I commented.
"Yea, it is." Kinlap continued Sabrina's story. "Well anyway, shortly after the four of us met, of course, you and the popcorn selling kid left. Since PMA was pretty much an orphan at that time, my family took him up and raised him. From then on until recently, we did many things together: developed cool bracelets, fight crime alongside, and that sort of stuff. Only, he always seemed to want to get the attention and fame of 'defeating the bad guy' and 'being the hero', which was perfectly fine with me, until recently. Now, he's working alone; he no longer wants anyone to help him. Consequently, something else came out of him... While the times were quiet and no crime was going around, a shadowy figure began to appear and begin causing trouble, and when PMA confronted him, he saw..."
"Himself," Sabrina finished. "I'm not sure, but I think it must have been some psychological effect, like PMA's desire to beat up things coupled with his sense of honor and loyalty... somewhere there must have been a split, and now he's like this. But that's only my guess."
"Enough about him, I'm sure you're tired. Let me bring you up to your room." Kinlap walked me to the nice bedroom in his mansion.
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I wasn't exactly as tired as Kinlap had thought I was. After all, there was a huge time difference travelling between dimensions, and days in my training dimension were almost twice as long as these days. So, needless to say, I got up and begn roaming around without waking Kinlap and the others. I took out a sheet of paper that had "Fei" (fly) inscribed on it and attached it to my wrist, then flew to the area I sat the time just before I blew up the ASB Tower, and gazed at the moons. They were similar to those in the former dimension, as all moons are: mysterious, illuminating, enchanting. Nevertheless, each moon was different, and it was a pleasure finally seeing a different moon in a different world...
"What are you up to?" I looked to my side and saw PMA, arms crossed. "Are you planning to demolish the building again? If you are, I'm not letting you."
I smirked. "Could you catch me if I was?" I started to fly towards the tower, but PMA immediately blocked my path. I flew above him and continued, then went around the tower and me and PMA played tag as we did in the early days, only now we flew. It was quite some fun, until some shadow stalkers and dark minions interrupted and attacked us.
"Get Away!! These are Dangerous!!" PMA told me in a heroic manner, though I frankly was willing to listen to him. After all, who wants to get their hands tangled with a bunch of freakish nightmares like them?
"PMA transform into Fightmaster Ash!!"
And PMA began fending off some of the minions, but apparently the creatures didn't see PMA as their only target. Some of them began coming after me, and soon after I had shadow stalkers coming from above (remember, I was right beside the ASB Tower) and minions coming from below and in front (some can fly!!).
"Hey guys, let me through!! I'm not your target!!" But I knew they wouldn't listen, so I quickly slipped through into my hands a leafletc, holding my hands in a upside-down cup like form to guise the spell. One of the the shadow stalkers grabbed the hand.
"So, you wanna see what's inside? WUDIN GUAN GONGJI!!" A bright spiralatic trail of five blasts of light hit and attacked the shadow stalkers above me, immediately dissipating them to nothingness.
"Sorry, love to play, but I'd much rather watch." I took out the inscription "Xiao" and attached it to my shoulder and disappeared from the view of my attackers. I immediately flew up (as the shadow stalkers that were above me have perished) and sat on the side of the ASB Tower, watching the battle go on below.
It was quite fun, much like a Jackie Chan movie, watching PMA toss the bad guys like they do when 500 bad guy flunkies take on one hero. One thing I thought he'd have trouble on is the shadow stalkers, but that didnt' seem to faze him.
"Heh, think you can be immune to me with your shadow bodies?" PMA stated arrogantly as he was grabbed by one of the shadows at the arm. "Sesmic Toss!!" He, in a startling manner, pulled the shadow from the walls and flung it across the street. "Low Kick!" he executed as another tried to grab him on the leg, and he quickly tossed that one aside as well.
However, dispite his nice antics, he soon enough was captured by the shadow stalkers and was held in a rather tight situation.
"Haw haw haw haw haw." Some guy's laugh sounded a lot like he needed a cough drop.
"Who's there?" PMA asked bravely (or foolishly, pick your choice of adverbs).
What emerged from the shadows was... a large shadow. It was amorphous, figureless, all but two sinister looking yellow glowing eyes. "My name... is Evil Master, and you have fallen straight into my trap." Evil Master laughed his sickly (as in, he sounded as if he was ill) laugh again.
"You work for Darkmaster Ash, don't you?? Don't get too cocky," PMA said ironically. "I may just have to bust out and use..."
"But you won't." Said a voice that sounded a lot like PMA (twice the egoness!!). It was, of course, DMA, with Sabrina in his clutches. Sabrina, try as she might, could not get away. "Actually, I've been working for this fellow shadow here, not the other way around. And if you try anything, your little wife gets it. Why can't she teleport away? Why, because I gave her the Mean Look, of course." DMA smirked.
At this point, I could tell PMA was in real trouble. Despite all his egotism and wanting to deal damage, he at least had enough honor left in him to protect the one that he loved... and with that, he stopped struggling and just glared at the Evil Master.
"That's a good fellow..."
SSSssss. "YEEOOOCCHHH!!!" A slip with the incantation of Guang (Light) had somehow struck the arm of DMA that was holding onto Sabrina. Then, in a blink of an eye, Sabrina disappeared from sight.
"What the--?!? But she couldn't have!! I trapped her with my spell, she couldn't have teleported away!!"
"But she did." PMA smirked. "PMA transform into ANGEMASTER ASH!!" The bright flash of light was enough to destroy all of the minions and shadows holding PMA down, and make Evil Master cringe.
"Arg... you escaped this time, but next time will not be so easy." Evil Master tried slipping into the shadows, but then suddenly a shine went through and he hit a wall. "What the?!?"
"You're blocked out," PMA stated obviously, "With no where to go. HYPER BEAM(ish attack)!!" With a bright flash of light, the Evil Master with a sore through cackled his last cackle and fell into oblivion, for now.

Meanwhile, up on another tower (ASB Tower #2 was destroyed with Evil Master blew up), Sabrina wanted to go back down and help her lover, but I pulled her back.
"You were ruining the show before, and I don't want you to go ruin it again. Let's see what PMA does now..."
"Let go of me!! I need to go help him!!" And so, the annoying Sabrina who I saved went back down to ruin the whole cool fighting scene that was supposed to happen with PMA and DMA. O well.

"Wait!!" Sabrina lunged onto PMA like a cheap soap opera show, quickly stopping PMA from delivering the last blow to DMA.
"I thought you teleported to safety," PMA said coldly.
"If you destroy DMA, you'll destroy yourself!!"
"What?"
"The reason he exists," Sabrina continued with her philosophical ideas, "is that he's a part of you... and even though he's your darker side, he's still you. A light cannot live without a dark. Bring him back into you. Please. Just keep closer watch over him and make sure he doesn't go on a rampage as he did to you... I think maybe we can do that by calling over... a couple of friends."
Sabrina was probably referring to me, but, as the battle was already over, I had begun to leave already.
"Oh well, let's get ready for the next adventure..." I snapped my fingers.
Immediately a huge spaceship flew straight over my head and landed a few feet in front of PMA.
"Woah, that was cool."

UPDATE ON THE WHERABOUTS ON PMA!!!

Note recieved by PM on TPM:

In case you guys are wondering where I disappeared to, I'm having some problems with my internet connection. I haven't been able to get to TPM or on AIM since Thursday afternoon. As for this message, I'm using someone else's comp so this is more or less all you'll hear from me until this is all sorted out. Please tell the others.


Later.

That has been a note from PMA. PMA, we're glad you're out there and fine! Now post in the ASB War RPG. :P

And the Investigation into the missing PMA Commences!!

As many of you know, the one known as Pokemaster Ash seems to have been eluding the internet these days. For those who know him, this is a very strange occurance; the screenname pokemasterrj has almost never been seen offline except in late night circumstances (or if you're on the west coast, not so late night circumstances). Where is PMA? Has something happened to him? his computer? his family? OR! Is there something... else behind this?? We look into the streets for more answers.

TheMysteriousBox: RO!
RiOrius: Aye?
TheMysteriousBox: has PMA been around lately
RiOrius: Haven't noticed either way.
TheMysteriousBox: hmmm
TheMysteriousBox: it seems that PMA has been... not online lately
TheMysteriousBox: highly suspicious
TheMysteriousBox: both me and Sal2 have noticed
TheMysteriousBox: it could be that he just blocked us because we were annoying
TheMysteriousBox: or it could be that....
TheMysteriousBox: that...
TheMysteriousBox: :O he got a life?
TheMysteriousBox: I will ask PJBW, he has more info on him
RiOrius: Don't jump to conclusions now :-P
TheMysteriousBox: that's what Sal2 said too :P

Apparently RO isn't worried. Nice to see he has confidence in the little egotist.

TheMysteriousBox: PJBW!
ProfJbWolf: Boxo
TheMysteriousBox: As a good friend of PMA, me and Sal2 would like to inquiry you
TheMysteriousBox: PMA has not been on our buddy lists for a while
ProfJbWolf: I have no idea where he is
TheMysteriousBox: has he blocked us, or has he truly... got a life? :O
ProfJbWolf: And I've noticed that he's been gone for awhile
ProfJbWolf: I think he may have gotten a life or...
ProfJbWolf: in the worst case scenario
ProfJbWolf: He's lost it
TheMysteriousBox: ....
ProfJbWolf: Of course
TheMysteriousBox: :O
ProfJbWolf: Its no good to dwell on such thoughts
TheMysteriousBox: a mystery indeed
TheMysteriousBox: yesh
ProfJbWolf: Actually
TheMysteriousBox: we must start an investigation
ProfJbWolf: He mentioned that his computer was going on the fritz
TheMysteriousBox: the PMA investigation crew MUST find out!
ProfJbWolf: Maybe it finally shut downa ll together
TheMysteriousBox: Is it that he has job problems?
TheMysteriousBox: is it that he has computer problems?
TheMysteriousBox: Is it that he has family problems?
TheMysteriousBox: or.... worse...
ProfJbWolf: He's been attacked by fluffy bunnies of Easter?
TheMysteriousBox: :O
TheMysteriousBox: but he'd survive that
TheMysteriousBox: and live to tell the tale
TheMysteriousBox: Oh would he tell
TheMysteriousBox: yes I know him too well

Again, no answers. However, we have learned that it is indeed PMA being absent rather than him blocking me and Sal2, for PMA would NEVER block out his friend PJBW even in the most annoying of circumstances (PJBW? Annoying? That's a funny thing in itself). Where in the world is Pokemaster Ash? We await your answer, PMA. We all miss you. :P

ASBW Chronicles: Box Logs #2: When Jarods Attack!!!

(Hopefully this one won't be as cheesy as the other one :P)
Now, I mentioned that my previous memories were mostly a blur, as it has been a long time since those youth days. However, I have to mention that one can NEVER forget their first time dimension hopping. How could you? With Dimension lag and the usual 60 hour day moving to a 110 hour day, along with temperature adjustments and a different sort of air quality to get used to, how could one forget? And what's even more, shortly after landing in a marshy environment and getting my hands and feet all muddy, how can one forget his first dimension hop when suddenly out of nowhere a large fiendish hand pops out just to the left of you and emerges in the form of a hideous, skinny, yellow-eyed squinting demon with large claws and tattered bat like wings?
Apparently, my first attempt to dig into the marshy pits proved futile, as I found out soon enough while digging rather slowly because of the muddy banks that the ground underneath me began to rumble. I looked back and found myself facing the demon a lot more closer than I remembered and intended to be, and realized, as I hit the "bottom", that I was in the clasp of the demon's hands. Figuring digging won't be getting me anywhere, I quickly jumped out of his hand and began running through the marshy pits while the demon attempted to catch up to me.
While running, I saw a man in a sakkurat(sp?) bending down and picking the grass around these marshy areas; apparently these plants that I was stepping through had some use to the old man.
"Hey!!! Old Man!!" I shouted out.
"Eh? Shei?" The man said in a language I never heard of.
"Lao Tou!! Kuai Qiu Qiu Wo!!!" I should mention that I learn things really quickly, especially in a state of emergency. For the sake of consistency, everything will now be translated to one language no matter what planet or dimension we are in.
In any case, the demon that was chasing me suddenly landed right in front of me and began to drew its breath. I quickly ran the other way; however, just as it was about to fire, a small piece of paper suddenly hovered just over the demon's head, and in an instant, a lightning bolt struck the monster, causing it to cry and look back. I looked back too, and saw the old man in the sakkurat hat carrying a few more of those awesome pieces of paper. His facial features were clearer now, a long and thin beard and twinkling eyes, one that does not express the old man as a fighter. Yet...
"So, coming to destroy my rice paddies, are you?" The old man told the demon. "I shall go easy on you, as you have not destroyed much. But..." The old man extended both hands, and three equally spaced slips of paper hovered just in front of him. He moved his hand around the papers a few times, then suddenly extended his hands and pointed to the demon, "OUT OF MY GARDEN, NOW!!" The papers flying toward the demon (with the inscription "Bin") suddenly turned to solid icicles and struck the demon in its body. The demon fell down in agony.
"No, No, No! Don't fall down, you stupid demon, run away!!" The old man grunted.
Instead, the demon roared a particular call. The ground suddenly began to rumble, and I quickly took cover beside the old man while several more demons came out from the ground and surrounded us.
"My rice paddies..." The old man said, annoyed.
"Mwahahahaha..." Out of the backs of one of the demons appeared a blonde haired kid with pushed back hair and sunglasses on. "Decided to take on one of my demons, do you? Well, no matter. This is only a small step in my desire to rule the upper world! I shall start... with your grass paddies!!"
But the old man wasn't listening. He was already in some meditative state, as several leaflets floated in a rotational manner around him. Suddenly, he expanded his hands, and, as if it were an explosion, the leaflets flew in all directions, each hitting a demon and suddenly freezing the demon with its "Tin" (stop) spell.
"Ah well," The old man chuckled. "At least now I have some lawn ornaments to scare away the other pests..."
"So," Jarod fumed. "Think you can defeat me so easily, do you?" Jarod said as he jumped off and prepared for an attack... then stopped and smiled. "I do not need to waste any energy of mine over your small rice paddies. I have the rest of the world to deal with... once I have built up my army, THEN I shall go after your small area!! Mwahahahahaha!!!" And with that, in a puff of black evil-like smoke, he left.
As soon as he left, I did what any kid would do after seeing a battle like that: nag. "WOWTHATWASSOCOOLHOWDIDYOUDOTHATCANYOUTEACHMEHOWTODOTHATPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE..." Not long after Jarod left, though, another old lady on a cloud came along and floated down to talk with the old man. Ok, so the lady was not that old, she was rather pretty looking with her long straight green hair, sea-colored eyes, and funny markings on her forehead, but back then when you're a child anyone seems old as long as they're about 5 feet tall.
"HoHo, Jarod from the underworld has..."
"Gone insane and is trying to take over the upper world? Old news, Destiney, old news. However, I have to say something about his damage to my rice paddies..."
"HoHo, this is urgent! We need you to stop Jarod from doing so, otherwise he'll completely ruin the balance of..." I didn't hear much of anything else. I didn't care what the old lady said, I continued with my nagging on me trying to get the old man to teach me his way cool moves.
The old man was finally getting annoyed of me, or at least finally noticed me. "Argh! You run through my fields bringing a demon into my rice fields and expect me to teach you magic? I'll show you magic!" The man brought out a "Stop" sign (har har) and attempted to stick it to my body, but I quickly evaded. "You aren't going to get rid of me that easily," I teased and stuck my tongue at them. Apparently, what I thought of as a joke extremely surprised the old man and the old lady.
"Hmmm... this young child... has some potential... no, he has a lot of potential. It would be detrimental if he were to fall into the wrong hands... alright, Hoho, I will allow you to stay with your farming position in so much that you train this child... teach him your understandings..."
"yea yea yea!" I said. "I'm sorry about the plants and swamp! I'll promise to make it up to you by replanting them and protecting them for you!!! Pleeeeaaaasse?" I begged.
The old man thought, and paced around and rubbing his beard. "Training a child... it might be difficult, but it is something that I have always longed to do. And, since the child offers to help me with my farming... It is done."

Hence, for many years, I stayed with the old man and learned many of his skills. I also learned many of his ideologies, and found them very intriguing yet correct, in a sense. For one, the old man never purposely killed, and in fact is rather hesitant to kill; he always rather tries to drive any annoyance away with his magic attacks.
"But," I brought up one day, "What if the person comes back stronger, or with more people to try and destroy your rice paddies?"
The old man chuckled. "That's why you never show your true potential to your opponent. Always let them think you are that strong, and do not show that you are stronger, until they come back and find out that you are. And even then, do not show them your strongest powers."
So, from then on, all of my tricks and skills are not revealing of my true potential. Whether I shall ever come to a day where I must use my true potential is uncertain, but as of yet... there is still question within others on how strong I am, or the old man is. Perhaps even I do not know...

One day, when most of my training has been completed and I really had nothing to do other than work for the old man, the old lady came down again and talked to the old man.
"The fight is not going well... tyger is holding for us, but I am not sure if we will last. However, I think I might have a solution... but it seems a rather odd and strange method. Nevertheless... there was a prophecy that I had forgotten about which involves a specific being coming to this world and chaos erupting. The prophecy, I have read, continues with the departure of the being returning to his original homeland and restoring order in this world. However... it calls for an accomplice... Hoho?"
"Nope, I'm not leaving my fields for some weird trip to this kid's home. But I guess he's done anyway, so I'll let you take him away... Got all his stuff packed and everything."
I ran inside and ran out, taking out some suitcases that apparently surprised Old Lady Destiney.
"But... wait... eer... If you don't go, then who will go?" Destiney asked.
"The only one able to open doors for this kid," Hoho chuckled and pointed at the Destiney.
Destiney groaned. "How did fate choose me to become a babysitter?"
"Hey!" I said, no longer a child. "I'm a teenager now! You can't say that!!" I complained.
"O great, all the more better..." Destiney mumbled.

And so a big portal door opened up and I went back to the world of digletts and ASB Towers I had been in before. Though, not in a particularly pleasant area.

"Old Lady Destiney?" I called out into a dark moonlit alley. "Eer... where am I supposed to go? where did you go? Hello? Anyone???"
I walked around for a while, a bit tense, when suddenly I heard a charger charging from the side. I immediately stepped to the side as a blast of energy fired right by me and destroyed the brick wall I was leaning upon.
"A dark minion of my counterpart," Said an armored fellow walking out from the opening of the alley. His face soon shown upon the moonlight, as I met with my former friend, the bully, in all his shining armor.