Scientific Journal Articles

The truth.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/63957/How-to-write-Consistently-Boring-Scientific-Literature

*hijack* this blog is now a lab rant blog.

OMG I can't believe that I did that aaaaaggghhh I thought yesterday that I had completely run out of primary antibody and that my experiments had to be delayed once again so I panicked and requested an overnight delivery request but of course all the offices were closed and I couldn't find a fax machine so I had to wait until the next day at 8 AM and hope they can get it before 8:30 AM (that's the deadline for overnight shipping) but it turns out the guy in charge of orders is out for the ENTIRE DAY so I probably won't get my antibody tomorrow but then I come into lab and came up with this INGENIUS idea that of course I couldn't think up yesterday to vortext the damn antibody and well what do you know there IS ENOUGH ANTIBODY FOR ME TO USE BUT GODDAMMIT I RUINED THE ANTIBODY BECAUSE I DIDN'T PUT IT BACK INTO THE FREEZER BECAUSE I THOUGHT I RAN OUT OF ALL THE ANTIBODY ALREADY AND SO NOW THE ANTIBODY IS COMPLETELY RUINED but I'm going to try probing with the primary anyway because I figured any result at this point is a good result and even if I don't see anything surely by the time I develop my blots I'll get the emergency delivered new antibody and I can just reprobe without stripping or anything since its the same antibody anyway and I'm sure if anyone reads this blog they couldn't care less other than the fact that this is the most terrible run on sentence they have seen in their life.