VOTE SAL: Presidential Interview

TheMysteriousBox: *annoying reporter sound* we now stand aside to watch as the questioner interviews our latest presidential candidate
RiOrius: Mr. Vester, how do you plan to deal with the situation in Iraq?
Numberonemole: I also plan to make the rich who have mucho money invested to like start buying stuff
Numberonemole: Nukes
Numberonemole: Napal
Numberonemole: *Napam
Numberonemole: **Napalm
RiOrius: I see... and how do you plan to deal with the ensuing UN reaction to your use of nuclear weapons on a country we already control?
Numberonemole: I plan the destroy much of world
RiOrius: Then where will we get oil?
Numberonemole: Nukes once again
Numberonemole: We shall use Hydrogen
TheMysteriousBox: *writes down notes*
RiOrius: But hydrogen isn't an energy source, it's a way of storing energy produced by other methods.
TheMysteriousBox: it isn't? but I believe you can fuse them and produce energy... LOTS of it...
Numberonemole: Yes
Numberonemole: We shall learn to stabalize Hydrogren, and if we don't, we shall used hamsters in their little spiny things for energy
TheMysteriousBox: Sal2 states that he will have top physicists on the job for it, paying good money ;-)
Numberonemole: It shalled be called "Hamster Power"
RiOrius: The idea behind hyrdogen fuel is that you separate hydrogen from oxygen in water using energy from, say, a hyrdoelectric dam. When you recombine hydrogen and oxygen, energy is released by the fusion, which is then used to power it.
Numberonemole: No money
Numberonemole: The physicists shall be forced to do it, under pain of death
TheMysteriousBox: *coughROisaphysicistcough*
Numberonemole: *coughIknowcough*
RiOrius: But then how will you keep more physicists coming into the field if only toil and hardship awaits? Who will study physics if they just become slaves?
TheMysteriousBox: >.>
TheMysteriousBox: <.<
Numberonemole: I shall find children gifted in the mind in the ways psychisists *sp* and then force them to learn all they can about it
Numberonemole: And then, they shall work
Numberonemole: They will know nothing other than physics, and they shall not know how to rebel
RiOrius: Well, but how will you identify physics-inclined children? Their parents will be sure to keep them from learning physics.
TheMysteriousBox: remember the harsh methods of Sal2's control policy?
RiOrius: Do you really have the resources at your disposal to keep everyone in the country under your thumb?
Numberonemole: Yes
Numberonemole: I shall just kill all people who oppose me
Numberonemole: Fear shall be my control
TheMysteriousBox: I do believe we have over 6000 nukes or so
Numberonemole: I shall also make robot police, who shall carry out my will
Numberonemole: I will only trust a select number of people
RiOrius: This sounds like a huge change in the country's social structure; are you sure you can affect such a change just in your four-year term?
Numberonemole: My first act of presidency will to be making the terms last 50 years
Numberonemole: I also plan to have all of congress and the senate on my payroll
RiOrius: But the President can't do that without a 2/3 majority in Congress and 3/4 ratification in states' conventions; can you really bribe that many people?
Numberonemole: Those who won't be bribed will be threatened with death
TheMysteriousBox: Well... it is possible... I mean, they ARE politicans...
RiOrius: But it's a whole frickin' lot of 'em! Some of which are on a rather local level, and thus aren't as corrupt.
RiOrius: It would take an incredible amount of money.
Numberonemole: Or alot of poison
Numberonemole: Their are other ways to bride people other than money
RiOrius: If people die, they can't vote for you!
TheMysteriousBox: they can't vote for the opponent either...
Numberonemole: I am not going to threaten the peope
Numberonemole: Well, not immedently
Numberonemole: Senate and Congress will also reciev benifits from this bill
TheMysteriousBox: I have a question: how will you impress the people with your horrid spelling errors?
Numberonemole: The "50 year Term"
Numberonemole: Microsoft Word
RiOrius: Okay, last question, then I must be off: how in the heck do you plan to get people to vote you into office with this kind of platform?
TheMysteriousBox: *thinks back to Andrew Jackson* proceed.
Numberonemole: I'll lie about my Platform
Numberonemole: *takes Ro's notepad*
RiOrius: ...but I'm interviewing you about your platform...?
RiOrius: *takes it back* Don't do that!
TheMysteriousBox: he's being honest
Numberonemole: *takes it back*
TheMysteriousBox: see how much he trusts yo?
RiOrius: *takes it back and burns it* HA!
RiOrius: Oh, wait... poo...
Numberonemole: Um
Numberonemole: Yea
Numberonemole: So, what will it take to keep you silent RO?
TheMysteriousBox: thank you for your consideration in the TAP party, RO. We hope to treat you fairly
RiOrius: Lots and lots of moolah. Loads of it.
Numberonemole: How about women?
Numberonemole: *snaps fingures*
RiOrius: Women shwomen; with enough money, I can buy women.
RiOrius: Gimme the money, I'll spend it how I please.
Numberonemole: Dammit
Numberonemole: Power?
Numberonemole: I can give you a space station
RiOrius: Money is power, fool!
RiOrius: Money money money money money.
TheMysteriousBox: I know
Numberonemole: *bonks RO on the head really hard*
TheMysteriousBox: you can be in charge of the US Bank
TheMysteriousBox: when Sal2 becomes president :P
RiOrius: ...there isn't one.
TheMysteriousBox: Federal thingy
TheMysteriousBox: the ppl that make the money :P
Numberonemole: *bonks RO again*
TheMysteriousBox: Federal Reserve there
Numberonemole: Remember the interview?
TheMysteriousBox: how's an office there sound?
TheMysteriousBox: o say... Treasurer of the country?
RiOrius: I don't trust Sal2 to give me stuff after he's already in power; he's just described a ruthless campaign. I wouldn't put it past him to backstab those who helped him rise to power.
TheMysteriousBox: (remember, its always the people behind the president that do the work ;-))
TheMysteriousBox: hmmm hmmm you make good points.
Numberonemole: *bonks RO on the head again with his tail*
Numberonemole: Stop giving box ideas!!
RiOrius: *puts on helmet*
Numberonemole: Dammit, how long does it take to give you amnisha
RiOrius: I'm immune.
Numberonemole: Right now, the TAP Party is lacking money
RiOrius: I built up an immunity over the course of several weeks.
TheMysteriousBox: (just think of it this way)
Numberonemole: We can't really give you any right now
TheMysteriousBox: ah bah
RiOrius: ...so, when can you give me money?
Numberonemole: Ummm
Numberonemole: *wisper to box* When can we give him money?
TheMysteriousBox: after presidency?
RiOrius: ...but, I don't really want to be the power behind the throne.
Numberonemole: He might tell people about this interview before then
Numberonemole: We only have one choice, we must kill him
TheMysteriousBox: I'm afraid that's also impossible
Numberonemole: Why?
TheMysteriousBox: because we need him! he's like another person to our party!
TheMysteriousBox: we'll have a 50% increase in our party's population!
Numberonemole: Look at who I am running against, Bush and Kerry
Numberonemole: ANout 2 votes will win it
RiOrius: Except I don't support your party at all.
TheMysteriousBox: Think of it to the benefit of the ASB Vets :-)
Numberonemole: 1 person will vote for Bush, one for Kerry, one for Nadar
Numberonemole: If we and you vote, we will have beaten them all
TheMysteriousBox: but there are more stupid ppl then that...
Numberonemole: *takes off RO's helmet and bonks his head again*
TheMysteriousBox: hmm you know what
Numberonemole: Ummm, I'll just eat Bush and Kerry
TheMysteriousBox: people need a leader in times of depression
RiOrius: *takes off mask and reveals other helmet hidden under mask*
TheMysteriousBox: no matter how "bad" the leader is, they need a leader in depression
TheMysteriousBox: what do you think?
Numberonemole: Look what Hitler did for Germany when they were in a depression
RiOrius: ...why are Americans depressed?
Numberonemole: He turned them into a thriving economy
Numberonemole: Because Martha Steward is having a lawsuit
TheMysteriousBox: BECAUSE THEY NEED MONEY!!!
TheMysteriousBox: EXACTLY!!!!!
TheMysteriousBox: With Sal2 as a strong leader, EVERYONE can flourish!
Numberonemole: Or die
Numberonemole: Flourish or die are their options
RiOrius: Again, like Hitler.
Numberonemole: Minus the moustach
TheMysteriousBox: *will post this convo in my blog* :-)
Numberonemole: *waves hi to People in box's blog*
TheMysteriousBox: Hitler never existed....
TheMysteriousBox: There's no such thing as Germany....
Numberonemole: *whacks RO on head again*
TheMysteriousBox: True Fantasy Online looks cool.
TheMysteriousBox: eer, sounds cool.
RiOrius: Haven't heard of it, but before I get drawn into more conversation, I must go to bed.
RiOrius: G'night, all.
Numberonemole: BY RO!!!
RiOrius has left the room.