Ok, so after the whole mari-tan issue now I'm stuck thinking about ideas on how ochem-tans would work. So I'm just gonna post a few ideas I have right now about them.
-Based on the properties of their orbitals (in terms of being an electron acceptor or an electron donor), all Alkali metals are male while all nonmetals are female. The analogy of why this is so should be obvious for anyone who understands the basics of biology and chemistry.
-Because this is so, Hydrogen will remain ambiguous as to what its gender is, due to its capability to be both an electron acceptor or an electron donor. Likewise, Nobel gases, being neither acceptors nor donors, will not be part of the element-tan family at this time since they (under normal circumstances) do not go under reactions, ie. they are boring.
-Hydrogen will be considered the "youngest" out of all the elements, being the one with the least atomic weight. As atomic weight progresses, so does physical appearance and maturity of the element-tan. Hence: As Element-tans progess further down the periodic table, the more "mature" they will appear.
-Reactivity reflects personality; hence, for alkali metals the elements furthest to the left of the table are more aggressive, and for the nonmetals the elements furthest to the right. The exception are, of course, noble gasses, which are not included.
-When first going into this project (assuming it will ever initiate), there will only be classifications of the first three rows as element-tans, since dealing with transition metals will make this idea a helluva lot more complicated. Then again, I did originally want them to be useful for organic chemistry (hence the first three rows)...
-Ionic bonds will be indicated by male-female relationships. Covalent bonds are indicated by female-female relationships. Seeing how the otaku world is built (Reference: "Welcome to NHK!!" Ep. 3), I believe no one would ever have a problem with that.
YES THIS IS GREAT Now I just need to learn how to draw :( HAHA IF YOU THINK I'M CRAZY RIGHT NOW WAIT TILL OCHEM AND MIDTERMS ARE IN FULL FLING HAHA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D
1 comment:
I think about the exact same thing while sitting in organic chemistry. Well, almost exact, though I didn't use the whole atomic weight = maturity thing.
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