Welcome to the first Outtadabox (c) sponsered ASBV Chess Interviews, including exclusive coverage and analysis on each and every known ASB Vet that still manages to have contact with the ASBV society! These Interviews, with each player having a post to themselves in the future, will give an in depth look into the style, tactics, stengths, weaknesses, and personalities of the player; it can give you a good overview of what type of opponent you may be playing the next time you challenge one to a chess game!
Disclaimer: All the synopsises and interviews are based off the perspective of one ASBer, unless indicated, and that is... moi. Obviously. Whether there was some unseen trick about a character that I had never known about, or whether that guy was smart enough to change his tactics, you can't blame me for not telling you.
For starters, let's have a basic overview of each person, giving their ASB Vet name, main strategic strength, a memorable quote (chosen from moi, unless you guys want to submit one) , their strength piece (In which a queen will not count :P That's cheating), and their weak piece. Starting off with... Me!

themysteriousbox- Works well in timed games.
"I CAN'T WIN WITH A BISHOP DANGIT" Situation: TMB with 2 bishops and a king; cannot manage to get opponent into checkmate
SP: Rook || WP: Bishop

Pokemaster Ash- Keeps opponent on the defensive by constantly checking king.
"Well, I had the upper hand" PMA had two queens and the opponent's king was squished in the middle of them. And, they were on the first three rows. Somehow, the opponent managed to achieve (or rather, PMA managed to fluke) a stalemate.
SP: Knight || WP: Rook

Sal2- Devours each piece individually.
"YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT YOU FOOL" Opponent's pawn became a queen.
SP: Bishop || WP: Knight

RiOrius- Strong in evasion of check/checkmates.
"I don't think it's possible to check with just a rook and king." Seconds later, in one turn, became checkmated by King and Rook.
SP: King || WP: Bishop

Prof Jb. Wolf- Great Wall of Pawns.
"YARGH!!!" "..." Self-explanatory
SP: Pawn || WP: King (Note: he's really quite... even on every piece)

tygerofthenyte: Keeps kings where they are until the final blow.
"Either you're unusually cruel or incredibly stupid." Said after his opponent missed approximately 4 times in checkmating him
SP: Knight || WP: Pawn (Again, to my observation, he is mostly evened out, though there might be slight polarities on these pieces)

Rhydon4: Quick, stealthy checkmates.
"That Damn [pawn]!!" Pawn is said in Russian.
SP: Bishop || WP: Pawn

Misagi: ???
??? (More will be known as soon as I play him :P)

pokemaniacbill: High potential in acquiring future skills. (He's good at learning.)
"...you've got to be frickin kidding me." Opponent had potential to eliminate queen with queen. Vice versa happens, apparently.
SP: Bishop || WP: Knight
That's it for now. I'll post more after a few more random rants and when I'm done working on these tables... Lessee... *takes out hammer and nails out of toolbox*... Naa... *throws them away and takes out a pickaxe*... Nope... *throws it away and takes out a saw*... Mmmm... something else... *throws it away and takes out a chainsaw* There we go.

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